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Soft and mildly silly No Order 66 Au. But Obi-wan still goes to Tatooine.

Anakin, when he stood there as old man Palpatine pleaded with him to save him from the "big bad jedi", made a different choice. Why? Because his wife and Obi-wan would be disappointed in him if he sided with a sith. Is Mace Windu gently coaxing him away from the ledge of insanity after Anakin kills Palpatine? Oh yeah.

Obi-wan still flees to Tatooine. Why? He's decided he needs a vacation. A long. Vacation. He stays long enough to ensure Anakin is getting the help he needs, then an hour before he leaves he gives everyone a single headsup about his plans, about leaving but not where to, and vanishes.

He buys a little hut. Planning to clean it up and start a little garden in the basement. He's going to spend his days relaxing and meditating. A Meditation A Day Keeps The PTSD Away. Thats his motto. His therapist sighs.

The plan would be perfect. Except he didn't calculate for one thing.

Cody.

Cody shows up on day 10, it only took that long because Cody got caught up in a pirate raid that he had to take care of. He just lets himself into the hut where Obi-wan - "Oh excuse me. Ben Kenobi." Cody rolls his eyes. "You didn't even change your last name!" - is sipping tea in his underwear at his kitchen counter.

Cody is a little pissed off because he spent all of the second day after Obi-wan left being interrogated by Skywalker, half the Jedi council, a lot of the Senate, and all of the 212th. Cody very quickly decided that no he was not going to be doing that again and fucked off after his Jedi. - "If you think I'm going to deal with all of that nonesense by myself, you're very mistaken." Cody huffs. - So Cody settles into the one bedroom hut with his Jedi. They spend every day learning to relax and take things slowly. It's very nice.

So now both Obi-wan and Cody are AWOL. The council and the senate have come to an aggreement to leave them alone for now after Cody left a very threatening note. Anakin is pissed that Obi-wan is hiding from him but can't really do anything about it while in the equivalent of rehab for Jedi that go dark or get too close.

The 212th decide this is a giant game of galaxy wide hide and seek. They are losing. Obi-wan and Cody are very good at hiding.

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i whole heartedly believe this scene is the reason Cody wears his jetpack everywhere

he heard that Skywalker threw Rex off a wall one time and he was like “nope. fuck that. not happening to me” and then never took his jetpack off again

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Hang on kid, we got pirates.

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Another AU yay🤪

At first I just wanted to do a AU about Mand'alor Jango and Jangobi but I love Rex and Cody too much, then...🤷

Backstory:

Boba&Omega:

Cody&Rex (Past) :

BTW Jangobi is still the main ship, but I'll do the Cody&Rex story first. 🫠

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Part 2 respect post for the original mando daddy jaster mereel

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this happened i was there

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I was practicing expressions and colors, what better way than to practice with these, I have another 3 wips, two from tbb and one from the Domino twins, the last one is long.

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Cody: I just recieved your report from the last mission. I was trying to go over the necessary cost details but it looks like everything's been highlighted, Sir.

Obi-Wan: Well there's nothing unimportant in there.

Cody: Then what was the point of high-lighting it?

Obi-Wan: To amplify its importance.

Cody: ...The Jedi did not teach you how to fill out paper-work, did they?

Obi-Wan: It never came up before the war, no.

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Asajj Ventress, seeing Anakin stumble:  HA HA I KNOW HOW THIS STUDENT THING WORKS, I AM THE STUDENT OF DOOKU, WHO JUST LIGHTNING FRIED ME EARLIER THIS MORNING FOR POTENTIALLY FAILING HIS LATEST SCHEME, GET WRECKED, SKYWALKER Obi-Wan Kenobi, who stays true to the Jedi principles of teaching:  Don’t worry about that, what’s important to me is that you are okay, because you’re more valuable to me than the mission, plus now we can just go find her again anyway, we work together and support each other, now let’s go get some ice cream Asajj Ventress:  what in the actual fuck

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Mandalorian S3 opens with Ahsoka talking Din through a few things in Boba’s palace, and offering to help him keep in contact with Grogu, she can get him Luke’s comm and maybe talk to Ezra and Sabine, if he’d like, there are options, it’s–

The door is kicked open. It’s Rex. He looks old as shit. Wolffe is with him. He also looks old as shit. They are accompanied by Ezra and Sabine, who look slightly exhausted from managing elderly clones. They ignore all the blasters aimed at them, other than to tell Boba to knock it off, because Rex and Wolffe have ori'vod privileges. Boba demands to know what the hell they’re doing in his house. Bo-Katan is taking a drink and ignoring everyone because she is not willing to put up with these specific people. Fennec is fascinated. Rex yells for everyone to shut up, because he’s got news, specifically for Ahsoka and also probably Bo-Katan.

Bo wants to know what the hell kind of news he could have that she’d care about. Ahsoka throws a glass at her without looking.

(They’re friends. Mostly.)

“Gear up,” Rex tells Bo, and then turns to Ahsoka. “Yeah, so, Maul’s back.”

Ahsoka gives it a moment, and then drops her head back and groans.

“Are you shitting me?”

“Nope.”

“How many times has he died, now? Obi-Wan’s ghost promised he was dead for real this time.”

“I don’t know, Ahsoka. I just… it’s Maul. He doesn’t stay dead. He’s back, and causing problems. Mostly for the imperial remnants, but…”

Boba looks constipated, because he does in fact know who this is. Bo-Katan is ready to commit a murder, even at her age. Ahsoka’s tired. Sabine and Ezra look like they want to beg for her help in keeping Rex and Wolffe from dealing with this themselves. Fennec is aware of who this person is, enough to know that most of Mandalore hates him. Everyone is tense.

Din quietly, slowly, tentatively raises his hand.

“Who’s Maul?”

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“Arrogant son-of-a–  [CHOKE]” “HEY, I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”

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Star Wars as random pictures in my spam folder

Part 1

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Please meet CT-5000, the lifelong nemesis of Fancy Pants. This is gonna be good. (click here for more Trooper shenanigans)

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

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Bc starwars has those heavy ass automatic doors do you think instead of saying “don’t let the door hit you on your way out” it would be more appropriate to say “don’t let the door crush you to death on your way out”? While making excessive eye contact during the delivery of the phrase.