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I wanna kiss you lazily when we wake up in the morning. I wanna kiss you in between classes and on your way home. I wanna kiss you in a dark corner during a loud party that neither of us want to be at.

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My dog when I mix dry food into his wet food

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things i associate with your sign

aries: fire, the color red, action movies, graffiti, joyful screaming, amusement parks, peppers

taurus: flowers, fruity smells, obnoxious but cute laughs, peace sign selfies, sunglasses, bright orange

gemini: secrets, villains in movies, pranks, fun facts, neon green, money, strong friendships, cockiness

cancer: light rain, deep conversations, baby blue, crinkly-eyed smiles, shyness. poetry

leo: gold, selfies, confidence, fame, good eyebrows, tight clothing, big smiles, making people laugh

virgo: mumbled comments, skipping class, the color violet, trust issues, staring at ur crush, wet hair

libra: passionate relationships, musicians, attractiveness, hot pink, makeup, roses, curly hair

scorpio: shy smiles, black & white, the night sky, anime, emo music, cats, pretty eyes, soft hair

sagittarius: midnight blue, warped tour, piercings, rebellion, adventures at night, dark clothing, coffee

capricorn: warm brown eyes, long hugs, group pictures, buying band merch at a concert, purple, long hair

aquarius: art, fields of flowers, birds, yellow, indie bands, spending time w/ friends, warm cookies

pisces: baby pink, snow, book stores, doodle-filled notebooks, chokers, short hair, watercolor tattoos

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the signs as x-men

Aries: Wolverine / James Howlett

Taurus: Magneto / Max Eisenhardt

Gemini: Deadpool / Wade Wilson

Cancer: Phoenix / Jean Grey

Leo: Professor X / Charles Xavier

Virgo: Gambit / Remy LeBeau

Libra: Beast / Hank McCoy

Scorpio: Mystique / Raven Darkhölme

Sagittarius: Nightcrawler / Kurt Wagner

Capricorn: Cyclops / Scott Summers

Aquarius: Storm / Ororo Munroe

Pisces: Scarlet Witch / Wanda Maximoff

special thanks to tyler for doing this for me. i'm not comic-savvy. check his blog out! grimeszine.tumblr.com

requested by anon

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Signs At School

Popular: Leo, Aries, Libra, Gemini, Cancer

Hangs out with the older kids: Libra, Leo, Aquarius, Capricorn

Stoners: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Pisces, Virgo

Artsy: Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio, Taurus

Loners: Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn

Gets along with everyone: Libra, Aquarius, Pisces,Taurus

Bullies: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, Aries, Gemini

Class Clown: Leo, Aries, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Gemini

Talks back to teacher: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Aries, Gemini

Teacher pets: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Always has headphones in: Pisces, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn, Gemini, Cancer

Skips class: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Cancer

Reads at lunch: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio

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the signs as best friends

aries: best at inside jokes, tries to embarrass you a lot, doesn’t give the best advice but listens to yours, lots of surprise attack hugs taurus: listens to your problems and always has an answer to them, wants to make you feel comfortable, a shoulder to cry on, laughs at your jokes even if they’re not funny cancer: treats you like family, feels what you feel, has no physical boundaries and it’s very likely they will literally just lay on you gemini: always tells you what you want to hear, interrupts your story if they think theirs is better, always wants to do the weirdest shit leo: supportive of whatever you want but will tell you their opinion even if you don’t ask for it, makes every moment a party moment, appreciates you for putting up with them virgo: will goof around with you, helps you with little things to make your life easier, tells you if you look bad libra: judges other people with you, helps you pick out cute outfits, gives the best hugs ever, reminds you why they love you scorpio: makes you laugh at the worst times, keeps all of your secrets, remembers little things about you, brightens your day sagittarius: tries to relate to all of your problems, steals all your stuff and never gives it back, always keeps a protective eye on you capricorn: gives the best advice ever, cares about your happiness as much as their own, treasures your memories and is always down to make more aquarius: says things that make you question their sanity, puts you in a lot of awkward situations, hates seeing you upset pisces: gives you zero personal space, always knows when something’s wrong and wants to be there for you,  also probably wants a secret handshake

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Signs Archetype most likely MBTI type

Aries: ESFJ

Taurus: ISFP

Gemini: ENFP

Cancer: ISFJ

Leo: ESFP

Virgo: ISFJ

Libra: ENFJ

Scorpio: INFJ

Sagittarius: ESTP

Capricorn: ISTJ

Aquarius: ENTP

Pisces: INFP

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Virgo man turn ons

Classy behavior

Straight forward

Honesty

Good hygiene 

Sensitivity 

Fresh smells

Straight hair

Smart

Healthy bodies

Cuddling

Nice teeth

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The signs as famous women

Aries: Maya Angelou

Taurus: Ella Fitzgerald

Gemini: Marilyn Monroe

Cancer: Ginger Rogers 

Leo: Coco Channel

Virgo: Salma Hayek

Libra: Julie Andrews

Scorpio: Hedy Lamarr

Sagittarius: Judi Dench

Capricorn: Marlene Dietrich

Aquarius: Zsa Zsa Gábor

Pisces: Elizabeth Taylor

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THE SIGNS AS THINGS I'VE SAID BEFORE

Aries: People hold hands? Psh I can't relate, I throw hands like a real man.

Taurus: [puts on fake glasses] It's time to read some hoes.

Gemini: Me actually liking someone? Sounds fake, I just like the validation that I'm not complete trash.

Cancer: I'm internally screaming right now because the one day I decide to wear makeup I keep crying. My eyelashes are clumping together and I cannot. I refuse.

Leo: Do you ever see the sun and you're like ... Man, I'd love to punch it because same. I want to punch the sun so hard. My only chance to be fist-kissed by a hottie.

Virgo: I feel bad that I don't recycle. I just can't be inspired to do it because I still feel terrible about life after doing so. [throws water bottle in recycling bin] Oh look, I still have depression!

Libra: I want to have a flowery aesthetic... I need a group of friends that are always willing to take pictures of frolicking through flower fields.

Scorpio: I love the fact that no one really knows anything about me, but it also makes me kind of sad at the same time. What is my legacy besides being the mysterious and hot one?

Sagittarius: The only person in this world who will never break my heart is education connection lady. She's still in 2009 singing about her education experience and I refuse to believe anything different.

Capricorn: I've spent 10 hours of my life listening to the education connection song. If I don't make it to college, then I may as well just die.

Aquarius: Other people around me are always like "I LOVE YOU! OMG, I LOVE YOU!" Meanwhile I'm just eating my imaginary popcorn thinking about how much I hate everyone.

Pisces: I'm eating five hour old chicken nuggets and I'm sad. I don't think I'll finish them... I have to throw them away... This is probably the worst thing I've ever done in my life.

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The signs as out of context quotes from my chem professor

Aries:  “A raw spoonful of flour? Yuck! Never tried it, never will”

Taurus:  “These days, everyone wants soap and drugs. Something’s wrong with that”

Gemini:  *soft chuckle* “Oooh, I like water!”

Cancer:  “If you name your son Paul, he’s just destined for failure”

Leo: “Now this is one calorie. Sorry – I meant Calorie. I forgot to pronounce the capital letter”

Virgo: “If I had three hands, that’d be a pain in the ass to live”

Libra: “Deary me, where is my bamboo pointing stick?? T’was given to me long ago”

Sagittarius: “WAKE UP OR I’LL TOUCH YOUR FACE”

Capricorn: “Anyone who says Schindler’s List is the greatest film ever made has clearly never seen Wayne’s World”

Aquarius: “Chemistry is exactly like Animal Farm”

Pisces: “Drink plenty of alcohol, my children”

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the signs as songs that became memes

ARIES: Gangnam Style // Psy

TAURUS: Photograph // Nickelback

GEMINI: Crawling // Linkin Park

CANCER: A Thousand Miles // Vanessa Carlton

LEO: All Star // Smash Mouth

VIRGO: Careless Whisper // George Michael

LIBRA: Wonderwall // Oasis

SCORPIO: The Sound Of Silence // Simon & Garfunkel

SAGITTARIUS: Never Gonna Give You Up // Rick Astley

CAPRICORN: Last Resort // Papa Roach

AQUARIUS: Ocean Man // Ween

PISCES: Bring Me To Life // Evanescence

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one word astro couples

aries x aries - passionate

aries x taurus - argumentative

aries x gemini - iconic

aries x cancer - fragile

aries x leo - strong

aries x virgo - interesting

aries x libra - idolized

aries x scorpio - promiscuous

aries x sagittarius  - ideal

aries x capricorn - frustrating

aries x aquarius - quirky

aries x pisces - special

taurus x taurus - stable

taurus x gemini - strange

taurus x cancer - comfortable

taurus x leo - complicated

taurus x virgo - sensible

taurus x libra - tolerable

taurus x scorpio - affectionate

taurus x sagittarius - toxic

taurus x capricorn - logical

taurus x aquarius - unhealthy

taurus x pisces - reliable

gemini x gemini - conflicting

gemini x cancer - exhausting

gemini x leo - energetic

gemini x virgo - intellectual

gemini x libra - loving

gemini x scorpio - cold

gemini x sagittarius - exploration

gemini x capricorn - untrustworthy

gemini x aquarius - fabulous

gemini x pisces - fickle

cancer x cancer - caring

cancer x leo - balanced

cancer x virgo - enriching

cancer x libra - difficult

cancer x scorpio - mutual

cancer x sagittarius - potential

cancer x capricorn - fortuitous

cancer x aquarius - detached

cancer x pisces - loyal

leo x leo - dramatic

leo x virgo - feuding

leo x libra - harmonious

leo x scorpio - strenuous

leo x sagittarius - entertaining

leo x capricorn - unaccommodating

leo x aquarius - unpredictable

leo x pisces - romantic

virgo x virgo - boring

virgo x libra - hard

virgo x scorpio - lustful

virgo x sagittarius - incompatible

virgo x capricorn - synced

virgo x aquarius - trouble

virgo x pisces - heavenly

libra x libra - indecisive

libra x scorpio - uncongenial

libra x sagittarius - angelic

libra x capricorn - damaging

libra x aquarius - marvelous

libra x pisces - mediocre

scorpio x scorpio - erotic

scorpio x sagittarius - frigid

scorpio x capricorn - secure

scorpio x aquarius - fragile

scorpio x pisces - sexual

sagittarius x sagittarius - adventurous

sagittarius x capricorn - clashing

sagittarius x aquarius - unconventional

sagittarius x pisces - dry

capricorn x capricorn - compatible

capricorn x aquarius - struggle

capricorn x pisces - protective

aquarius x aquarius - eccentric

aquarius x pisces - questionable

pisces x pisces - overbearing

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Was watching an Amy Winehouse documentary and just found she knows the truth about Pisces

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Joe Keery — a national treasure.