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quiet posting but i'm mentally ill and stupid so i'm going to @dearroier 😆🩷 BEZOS

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"what's tumblr like?" "well currently the majority of the userbase are writing synopses and critiques for a movie dreamt up by an old shoe"

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i'm pissing myself. i don't know why this person thought of dentures out of all things (maybe english isn't their first language and they got some words confused), but it's the funniest shit someone has ever replied to one of my tweets. fucking rtgame getting dentures. i'm crying. i have tears streaming down my face.

#rtgame #does he take them off to sleep then? #or like when he goes into vrchat to relax he is dentureless?? #rtgame asmr stream he's brushing his dentures and clacking his teeth against each other and putting them back in his mouth #i'm sorry i just actually cried over this why is it so fucking funny

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I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

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What people don’t get is when you comment on a post on here you’re not talking to an audience or to generalized presence or the void the way you are when making a post on here, you are talking directly to the person who made the post, to me. you are plopping down onto my lap slinging your arms around my neck looking into my eyes and saying whatever you just said bc it is my post and I am the only one getting an alert about it. You are speaking to me. And I’m going to murder you.

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Arte 😍

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Neither text nor subtext but a secret third thing.

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@rtsoot is the only person to exist ever!!

#vore

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Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

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the body may be but mere flesh and bone

but the soul within is a colossus

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Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

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#him making that reminder in such context makes it seem like he's gonna fucking run jojosolos over #also jojosolos my beloved wdym you'd lose just snap daniel in half like a twig

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We need a synonym for Himbo that refers to an attractive dumbass who respects women, but is the absolute opposite of a beefcake. Complete twig energy. The kindest, sweetest man in the world with as much muscle as he has braincells

#THE FUCKING FIRST TAG OF THE ORIGINAL POST BROKE ME #but also we need to do this asap because dan needs a new title