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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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have to continue posting wips so that i dont LOSE MY MARBLES

(major wip) ah yes. old men

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ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

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Indie horror games are either like "You're on a submarine because you were sent to explore a mysterious pit in the ocean floor and you slowly realize you weren't meant to resurface" or "Mr. Scrubkus is gonna get you!!!!! Don't let him get you!!!!" And Mr. Scrubkus is the one everyone talks about

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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African

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The answer may surprise you!

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coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#1 needs slightly more