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Got a new phone but I cabt get into this tumblr on it, this might be the end rip.

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why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

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DEATH STRANDING 2 ON THE BEACH (2025)

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honestly extremely psyched for death stranding 2, death stranding is one of my all time favorite games both for the bonkers worldbuilding and for having some of my favorite gameplay ever. it's like, so nice to play a game that makes walking actually enjoyable. can't wait

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Severance 1.01 "Good News About Hell"

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"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

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...just butt out. i can take care of myself just fine, all right? — no.

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#fleur

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Cis people really think the line, "I do not make love, I fuck," is peak kink and freaky

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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

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my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

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your twink fucking bit me

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I know John was pissed as hell at all the stupid aliases dean made

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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

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