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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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Trying to get ahead in life when you're poor is just the Get On Your Feet scene from Parks and Rec

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This really makes the Studios costing themselves even more money (and getting more unions involved) by prolonging the strike for the promise of free ai labor even more fucking funny. you dumb fucking bastards lol

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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we need more women who are just fucking losers

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‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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It’s so nice that we can all agree that Lewis Hamilton

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something that boils my piss about visa and mastercard and stripe and paypal unilaterally declaring themselves the final arbiters of what kind of legal business people are allowed to conduct is how much of their bullying is based on pure aesthetics. If you go through the retailer list of a certain specialty herb supplier, the stores that are dressed as legal highs and head shops have all got the banhammer but the stores dressed as wellness and lifestyle have the full suite of payment options available. THEY'RE THE SAME. FUCKING. BUSINESS.

It's the same with adult products, if you want a dildo from Horny Hank's Freaky Fuck Bazaar you gotta pay with crypto or bank transfer but if you want the exact same dildo from the Heterosexual Coupling Healthy Happiness Enhancement Emporium you can pay with paypal.

They don't even truly care what you're selling they only care how it looks. The image of respectable conformity matters more than the substance of the business and products. And actually I don't think anyone should have to meet arbitrary standards of what an acceptable storefront looks like to be able to draw a cartoon dick when drawing cartoon dicks is in fact perfectly fucking legal. You should be able to draw and distribute cartoon dicks in accordance with the law without being forced to dress your cartoon dick dispensary like a hot yoga studio, actually.

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Scotland is the best thing to have ever happened (ty for the reblogs/likes holy heck ima jus bein silly lil bean :3)

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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You’re a son of a bitch, you know that?

She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, is that supposed to be funny?

“You can’t conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God,“ says Graham Greene. I think I know who’s ass he was kissing there, ‘cause I think you’re just vindictive.

What was Josh Lyman, a warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to yours, but praise His glory and praise His name?

There’s a tropical storm that’s gaining speed and power. They say we haven’t had a storm this bad since you took out that Tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year, sixty-eight crew. You know what a Tender ship does? It fixes the other ships, and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. Gratias, tibiago domine.

Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 billion new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised 3 children. That’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse?

Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto, a deo scico?

Cruciatus in crucem. Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui. Officium perfecti. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem.

You get Hoynes.

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Leftists on the internet nitpicking Jonathan Glazer’s words and downplaying what he said about the violence in Gaza meanwhile everyone to the right of liberals is having a full scale five alarm meltdown calling for Glazer’s head and saying he’s a self-hating Jew for daring to say what he said so maybe it’s time to get some perspective girls

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