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i divorced a man named oliver so you are currently net 1 Olivers

if i ever have a son i want to name him oliver but this is getting harder and harder BC PEOPLE KEEP TAKING THE NAME my sister married an oliver and now my cousin is naming HER son oliver!!!! aughhhhh!!!!

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complimenting a goth baddie in the hobby lobby while wearing my most bumble gum camp counselor outfit

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Emerald green stimboard for anon

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europe chose their little walkable cities. we chose to go to the moon

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kfc’s mac n’ cheese is technically edible

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sipping from straws, basking in the sun... i live in that world, feel the guilt, and i hate it here

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

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❌ sending me your credit card details

✅ sending me your library card details (i am being so for real right now)

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“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

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cishet men flirt by using your government name

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This was not satire

i could really go for some ed sheeran music rn

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according to my coworkers, my worst personality trait is taking our monthly trivia game too seriously

my worst trait is taking every form of rejection personally

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

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we just had sex and now this man is explaining georgism to me

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if brandon marsh has million number of fans i have to kill them . if brandon marsh has ten fans i have to kill them. if brandon marsh have only one fan then i have to kill them . if brandon marsh has no haters, that means i have succeeded . if world is against the brandon marsh, i am with the world.

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if brandon marsh has million number of haters i am one of them . if brandon marsh has ten haters i am one of them. if brandon marsh have only one hater and that is me . if brandon marsh has no haters, that means i am no more on the earth . if world is with the brandon marsh, i am against the world.

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