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someone help im going crazy my cat is locked in the bathroom and is shaking the door.

I hate renovation

#hes litterally the only cat not allowed out of the house and i feel so bad for him :/

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this is serious and great but i WAS JUST listening to a voicover of tumblr posts AND THAT WAS IN THERE

its a small internet after all YEAH!

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

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they either want to eat it really bad or fear it

“Deux Chatons et un Escargot” | Alfred Arthur Brunel de Neuville

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#I kinda want to make him be comically like barbie #and just has a job in everything #anthony as rapunzel

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im still surprised that my mom was ok with me asking to buy a trenchcoat. usually shes suspicious about these things but she was fine with it.

Still dont have a trenchcoat but yknow

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I may be pretty left, but nobody will ever be able to make me drink starbucks

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when youre into goblin/gremlincore but you cant grow plants

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i’m losing my mind

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I love how everyone elses injuries and stuff are tragic and then someone asks where my scar on my elbow came from and it’s like 

Fell in a doorwayy

Fucked up my legs on a ropeswing mislabeled as a zipline

Fell on a fucking chair when I was two and had a scar from for years also the only time I got stitches

Hot glue gun too hot for arm and peel skin off lol

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1900s french lace cape / black arches moth

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#on the other hand

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Ranboo posted on Twitter!

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Alternate responses to "are you a boy or a girl?

- go fish

- no

- sir this is a Wendy's

- yeah

- that depends: is your mom gay or straight? 😏

- fuck around and find out

- unfortunately

- *sips monster energy drink* or alternatively *lights match stick*

- idk I just work here

- gender is a construct and I ain't no Bob the builder

- gesundheit

- that's classified

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vampire scott on the brain

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Im the guy who’s just levitating at the top also holy crap that’s terrifying

Stupid is timeless.

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"When darkness falls, the rings on the body begin to glow, striking fear in the hearts of anyone nearby."