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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#turtwig #honestly my least fav starter of that generation #but as a grass starter it has genuine strenghts #time to get my snapping turtle beak biting my enemies #and to grow into the most steady zen garden leader the pokemon mystery dungeon world has ever seen #tbh it would probably be character growth to become a turtle #I need to slow down...

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Beating my head against the wall, you've drawn Barcus so perfectly!!!!

I've been relatively quiet about dropping my new Barcus/Tav fic, but this type of fanart makes me scream at the sky, because holy hell, I made that situation up and now it's a picture, not just in my head, and aaaAAAAAA-

based on Philip Burne-Jones' The Vampire:

and inspired by this fic, if you want to read some early developing relationship Barcus/Tav, and also Astarion is there causing problems!!! (:

#i love getting fanart so much #the soft despair on Barcus' face #the faint light shining into the tent #the fact that i inspired such coll art #YEAH OKAY I LOVE IT A LOT #bg3 #barcus my beloved

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Rolan would still love you if you were a worm but his eye would twitch every time you ask

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Expertise can't help you here.

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POV: Even with advantage and buffs, your local folk hero just rolled 1 in Intimidation

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Things You Can Feed a Horse From Your Hand

1. An apple

2. A carrot

3. Your hand

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Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

#bg3

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Truth is… the game was rigged from the start.

#got me GIGGLING

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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

#yeah #love that shit #unmake your physical form for me babe

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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

#but this is canon though #cicero is like this #skyrim memories

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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izutsumiiiiiiii. kitby

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free my girl homura she did all that but so would i

#she's just like me fr #i adore homura #become meguca

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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

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They got weird cats in Ankh-Morpork

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it frustrates me to see people saying modern Gale would be an AI bro. Modern Gale would hate AI because there is no soul in it, no creativity; it is attempting to 'solve' art with math and he would find that stifling and depressing.

GORTASH IS THE AI BRO stop robbing him of his title. He would be blackmailing people with ai-cloned voices and likenesses, living his best life.

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Stinky group of gamerz

It came to me in my fever dreams

tag yoself, I’m Chilskyrim