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daily update

I JUST told you guys winners so far yesterday so

your update today is about something stupid and useless for all my fellow hamburger-eating bald eagles 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

on will wood’s birthday, it’s national words with friends day.

look at this:

it says ww in the picture.

this kinda pretty much sorta means that america basically MADE a day dedicated to will wood

ok that’s all bye

#will wood #tournament poll #i should probably get some sleep

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daily update

here’s who’s winning so far (sorry it’s kinda late)

1st Battle: Love, Me Normally

2nd Battle: …well, better than the alternative

3rd Battle: Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!

4th Battle: Chemical Overreaction/ Compound Fracture

5th Battle: Your Body, My Temple

6th Battle: Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally

7th Battle: BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

8th Battle: Against The Kitchen Floor

9th Battle: The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #wwatt #love me normally #well better than the alternative #wbtta #hand me my shovel im going in #cocf #chemical overreaction #ybmt #your body my temple #suburbia overture #blackboxwarrior #against the kitchen floor #tsw5n #the song with five names

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slightly related to ww poll

this is purely to answer a question that has been lurking in the back of my mind for a while

#will wood #vivziepop

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Round 3: 9th Battle

last battle of the round and it’s self-ish war now and FUCK there’s gonna be an odd number of songs remaining

Dr. Sunshine Is Dead

“I’m not a flower, not a solar-powered calculator”

The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know

“You can never know”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #wwatt #self ish #will wood self ish #dr sunshine is dead #tsw5n #the song with five names

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Round 3: 8th Battle

damn almost the last battle

Against The Kitchen Floor

“I’m down pounding my head against the kitchen floor”

Front Street

“Good times on front street”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #icimi #wwattw #will wood icimi #wwatt #will wood in case i make it #in case i make it #against the kitchen floor #front street #eial #will wood eial #everything is a lot #will wood everything is a lot

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Round 3: 7th Battle

wouldn’t it be funny if thermodynamic lawyer won even after getting out

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.

“Cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan”

BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

“For what, for what, for what it’s worth”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #wwatt #the normal album #tna #will wood the normal album #will wood tna #eial #will wood eial #everything is a lot #will wood everything is a lot #thermodynamic lawyer #blackboxwarrior

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Round 3: 6th Battle

wow now tna war

Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)

“Am I really that bad?”

Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally

“The lights are on but no one’s home”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #the normal album #will wood the normal album #tna #will wood tna #laplaces angel #suburbia overture

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Round 3: 5th Battle

ch&t war

When Somebody Needs You

“How dare you love me when you should despise me? You should be scared of me”

Your Body, My Temple

“I wanna die so I can taste your name on my final breath”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #ch&t #will wood ch&t #camp here and there #will wood camp here and there #wsny #when somebody needs you #ybmt #your body my temple

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Round 3: 4th Battle

these are gonna be a pain in the ass to type out

Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)

“I wanna make my murder look like a suicide”

Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture

“Aye aye, I eye my eyes, I’m taking action”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #wwatt #cocf #chemical overreaction #cotards solution #will wood self ish #self ish #will wood eial #eial #everything is a lot #will wood everything is a lot

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Round 3: 3rd Battle

choose wisely guys.

Cicada Days

“Just one week of cicada days, we’re losing touch”

Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!

“Gotta get to the bottom of this”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #wwatt #will wood icimi #icimi #will wood in case i make it #in case i make it #cicada days #hand me my shovel im going in #will wood self ish #self ish

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Round 3: 2nd Battle

golly gee willikers i wonder what im gonna be choosing

…well, better than the alternative

“Everybody’s in on everybody’s business”

Vampire Reference in a Minor Key

“If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my coffin”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #icimi #will wood icimi #will wood in case i make it #in case i make it #vampire reference in a minor key #wbtta #well better than the alternative #the normal album #tna #will wood the normal album #will wood tna

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Round 3: 1st Battle

we are SO fucking back

Love, Me Normally

“Come on, come on and love me normally”

Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones)

“Let me see your bones”

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #wwatt #will wood tna #tna #will wood the normal album #the normal album #eial #will wood eial #will wood everything is a lot #everything is a lot #love me normally #skeleton appreciation day

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round 3 coming out even later

sorry guys I was gonna do round 3 today but I’m exhausted I promise I’ll get it done tomorrow (no more delays this time)

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Round 3 Lineup

1st Battle: Love, Me Normally vs. Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones)

2nd Battle: …well, better than the alternative vs. Vampire Reference in a Minor Key

3rd Battle: Cicada Days vs. Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!

4th Battle: Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca) vs. Chemical Overreaction / Compound Fracture

5th Battle: When Somebody Needs You vs. Your Body, My Temple

6th Battle: Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) vs. Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally

7th Battle: Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D. vs. BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

8th Battle: Against The Kitchen Floor vs. Front Street

9th Battle: Dr. Sunshine Is Dead vs. The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know

sorry for the delay but round 3 polls are gonna be posted tomorrow because I’m super tired rn, sorry guys I swear I’ll lock in for round 3

#will wood #will wood music #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #icimi #will wood icimi #wwattw #the normal album #tna #will wood the normal album #will wood eial #eial #everything is a lot #wwatt #wee woo #will wood self ish #self ish

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sorry I still feel like complete shit so I’ll give it another half hour or so

round 3 out soon

kinda feel like shit so I’m gonna wait an hour and then do it and act like it’ll help ok bye see you later

#lemme just go look wbtta for a moment #maybe that’ll make everything better

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round 3 out soon

kinda feel like shit so I’m gonna wait an hour and then do it and act like it’ll help ok bye see you later

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ok welcome back thermodynamic lawyer

Round 3 fixing (vote!! please!!)

okay I’m gonna make a poll for which song eliminated IN ROUND 2 ONLY (so that there’s enough room for all the options in the poll) that you want to come back

(There’s not enough room for all the options so I’m not including instrumentals and songs that aren’t on an album/only on live albums)

also I’m most likely not waiting the full 24 hours for the poll to be over so just expect rhat