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THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978) dir. Ralph Bakshi

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Found myself wondering what would it look like if I actually colored some of my black&white drawings, hm 🤔

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Craig Parker on the set of Fellowship of the Ring

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Imagine going on a cross country trip to share the (mildly embarrassing) news with an adjacent king that your guards lost a prisoner, but when you get there- there’s actually a huge crowd of people who all get called into a massive Super Important Meeting. And the prisoner (who you thought wasn’t like That Big of a deal) gets brought up, and everyone’s talking about how great your kingdoms security is, and how important it is that he’s locked up, and you’re just sitting there sweating buckets. And you have to stand up in front of Everybody and tell them ‘actually he escaped and had been gone for months’. While everyone looks at you with the most disappointed faces you’ve ever seen. What a loser.

And Then you have to go on an even Longer trip with all of these people who’s first impression of you was some cringefail sweaty loser who can’t even keep track of one (1) guy.

No wonder Legolas was showing off every chance he got, he was trying to bring his reputation up from like -100

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shhh he's manifesting

(find out what he's daydreaming about on my twt/bsky 🤭)

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I don't care what people say about the hobbit movies, but you have to admit that Richard Armitage's acting was perfect. Its actually insane how he was able to capture Thorin's character, and cultivate it into something so interesting and realistic. The way he portrayed the dragon sickness really showed the insanity of Thorin at the time and the way his minute actions resembled that of a snake, aka a dragon, And it drives me insane how we never talk about it!

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Smaug and tiny Bilbo for art trade with my dear friend ♥ (she made dragon pottery for me, as her part of trade ♥ )

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gimli loves galadriel... yes true but !!!! have you ever heard a gay man of a certain age talk about madonna

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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

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i don’t really care for lord of the rings all that much but bombadil civil war still makes me lose my mind

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Then suddenly he beheld his sister Éowyn as she lay, and he knew her. He stood a moment as a man who is pierced in the midst of a cry by an arrow through the heart; and then his face went deathly white, and a cold fury rose in him, so that all speech failed him for a while. A fey mood took him.

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For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.

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fingering is such a bad name for it. can we find what tolkeins elvish called it that so its more beautiful or what the klingon word for it is so it sounds badass. why are you kicking me out of the convention hall

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Viggo Mortenson does not get enough credit for delivering lines like "not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall" with a complete sincerity and gravitas

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‘GET OFF THE ROAD - QUICK!!’

Heylo darlins! This is what I’ve been working on this week.

Next up, Bilbo, as per the results of my last poll :D