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help

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When you get inspired by Phelps and Ledecky.

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I <3 William Shatner on Twitter

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Take On Me if it was in A Minor rather than A Major!

And so out comes another after so many months in the dead of night!

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this is by far the weirdest vine ever

#vine

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so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

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This is why I love NASA

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I’m screaming

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what is shitposting?

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Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

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u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

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“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*