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I have can’t stop thinking of Penelope Featherington disease.

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

#bright yellow sleep shirt #into it

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It came to my attention that some of y'all were revolted by my ketchup lava lamp. Perhaps the ranch lava lamp is more suited to your palette?

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we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

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reblog to increase the note count by one and make this post appear on the dash of people who are following you

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my yearly redraw of neil banging out the tunes! 🎶🐀

past years: 2022/2023

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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

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I think a surprising amount of writers don’t realize that tragedies are supposed to be cathartic. They’re intended to result in a purging of emotion, a luxurious cry; the sorrow caused by a great tragedy is akin to fear caused by a good horror movie – it’s a “safe” sorrow, one that is actually satisfying to the audience. It can still be beautiful! It’s isn’t supposed to just be salting the earth so nothing can grow.

But that’s how you get grimdark: writers who don’t realize that they’re supposed to be doing something with the audience instead of to the audience.

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her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

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literally sincerely the people's princess