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skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania
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People hate me because I own two whole different glow in the dark rubber antlions
....and yes....they're the real deal
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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
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My hobby? Oh I sort of, trade five paragraph persuasive essays with other people online. Fun? Sort of but it's mostly like, stressful. There's a lot of pressure in the recreational five paragraph essay world.
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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The Sorrowful Truth
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That was Weird Al
When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
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In wintertime I wear socks all the time but during the warm season I'm a barefoot kinda guy.
Sometimes in the summer I wear socks and sandals specifically to annoy my friends.
I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size
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So I went to YouTube to see what James Somerton has been up to, and because YouTube is awful now most of the videos were totally unrelated.
But the first short that showed up was about massaging a runner's foot for whatever reason.
But the video title was "Knot infested Heel."
And all I could think was it was an x-rated furry wrestling villain
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Nauthusafoss, Iceland
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holy shit
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