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Underdark🍄

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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it’s like i always say: fuck

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Astarion’s simple plan

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My white ass can sprint by holding [SHIFT]

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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Blank bloodweave gifs for your imagination!! Let me know what you think they're saying here :)

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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die girlies reading this 🥰

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”