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#hello the way you drew Charles in that first panel is making me insane #...er #insaner #metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen

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guys help why does this make me go insane.....

#FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT #God I wish I was those elevator buttons #charles foster offdensen #metalocalypse

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me when i take 1000000000 frame by frame screenshots of my favorite character doing literally anything

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Now that Charles seems to be a recurring part of the "Dethklok talks to the crowd" bit at the concerts, I kinda hope the guys invite him to get sloppy again at the 4/20 show.

#He's been through a LOT he needs a fun night out #metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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If Metalocalypse kept updating its timeline the way The Simpsons or South Park do, then Pickles being in a band 20 years ago would mean the mid-2000s. So if we keep the elements that Pickles was in a band that was some sort of rock but not metal, and wore tight jeans and more makeup, would that mean a modern Pickles would have been in an emo band ... ?

#Snakes! In the Barrels #I'm sorry I should have been asleep hours ago #metalocalypse

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I'm not saying Dethklok is completely innocent, but a whole lot of the stuff that happens to them is so ... situational.

Let's review what Dethklok was actually doing while Edgar and his brother were in Mordhaus. Toki spent almost all of that day with his face GLUED TO A WALL. Nathan was getting surgery. Skwisgaar just practiced guitar alone in his room. Pickles had plumbing issues. There weren't even any big horrible accidents. If they hadn't tried their blackmail thing, the Jomfru bros could have just ... gone home. And the one who lead them to the snipers (and almost certainly gave the order to have them killed) was Charles. But for some reason, Dethklok specifically is who Edgar blamed.

The MMA is the same way. His brother chose to take an assassination mission, he got in a fight with 216, and he tripped and fell on the codpiece. Dethklok spent the whole day doing employee interviews. Would have been way easier to blame 216, or even to blame Crozier for giving his brother what was basically a suicide mission. I mean come on, one man trying to infiltrate Mordhaus alone and kill the whole band? There's no way someone's walking out of that alive, even if they were successful. And yet somehow, MMA decided Dethklok was at fault.

The band HAS done legitimate harm to the world, but their biggest enemies are always people they've barely (if at all) interacted with.

Edgar Jomfru acting like he’s the victim like bruh oh wow your brother got killed but like you tried to blackmail Deathklok what the fuck did you think was going to happen. I don’t feel bad for that bitch

And hold up did he really tried to tell the burn victim dethklok fans that dethklok is the reason why they’re burned when him, the kid wearing his brothers dead skin and the metal face guy literally blew up the coffee shop, disfiguring and killing all of those people because they’re mad at the consequences from their own actions (well metal face guy’s brother was killed but again he tried to infiltrate Mordhaus so consequences of his actions)

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like I started watching metalocalypse because I though it was gonna be funny but then i got to the part about the ancient sumerian cataclysmic destruction prophecy and I was like oohhh okay so this rules actually

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Pickles shirt

#metalocalypse #pickles the drummer

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i think brendon should let us have canon birthdates for dethklok (+charles) solely so we can post annoying happy birthday posts for fictional characters. as a treat

#i still want this #let me bake cakes for the boys! #and also look up zodiac compatibility ...

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so are we not going to talk about the nickles events happening on the dethklok tour today good morning everyone

#what if he just keeps escalating it until the last show they just get married #<prev tag #god PLEASE let them get engaged at the show I'm going to #I want to witness this history #metalocalypse

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finally, sloppy sunday

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Reblog for a larger sample size!

No "show results", if you're not a fanfic writer just be patient.

I saw a post about an anon saying it was embarrasing to have an ao3 account in your 30s (it's absolutely not), so I want to do a poll and see what the age range actually is.

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Metalocalypse am I right fellas?

#pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #charles offdensen #dick knubbler #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #metalocalypse

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FYI if you draw Pickles or Nathan with gauged ears, you're guaranteed to get into Heaven.

#I like it because then I can say 'he just like me fr' #I mean you can draw the rest with pierced ears too #Those are just the two I see people pop gauges on most often #metalocalypse

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And if it weren't for Skwisgaar, they wouldn't have noticed for a week.

au where magnus didn't write "revenge is coming" in paint, but instead he used his hairs to write it on the shower wall