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I LOVE SMILE FOR ME I LOVE WELCOME HOME THEY SHOUJD MEET AND HAVE FUN

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Gutterman lore.

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MY HONEST OPINION

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ellingson.tv on instagram

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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Team Fortress 2 (old hyperfixation) meets Deep Rock Galactic (new hyperfixation)! 😄

To all TF2 fans out there: If you’re looking for a great co-op game with funny characters, great gameplay, a fun and welcoming community as well as developers who actually care about their game - try DRG! I promise, it is WORTH it!

And that’s coming from someone who barely ever touches new/unfamiliar games. It’s really that fun! Thanks again, @rottennuggetart​​! <3

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Please do not alter, repost/reupload or redistribute my artwork anywhere! (Reblogging is perfectly fine, of course.) 

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The Faceless Megacorp Family

Capitalist Power Couple

The Corpo Goon Brothers

Le Winners of The 2024 Darwin Awards

The Blue Collar Gigachads

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Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf

Broke: All dwarves have beards

Woke: All dwarves have beards and tits

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lil artz trade with @spookylovesboba I love it's oc Nannick & the cute things it draws with Habit ❤️💚

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CONCEPT: After being repeatedly misgendered by the dwarves you're traveling with, YOU (a human) summon the courage to explain that you're actually nonbinary. When they give you a blank stare, you start going into detail about what that means, what pronouns you prefer, how that all works. The dwarves are like "OH no, okay, we have that. Khuzdul doesn't actually have gendered pronouns at all and our genders are too plentiful and complicated to explain to outsiders. We communicate most of them through hair and beard styling. Yeah. I'm not a man. Right. Neither is he. Exactly. We just let humans gender us however because it's not like they're going to Get It anyway. No. Well you might! Ha! Probably not though. Let's get another ale."

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Dwarves by David Sutherland from OD&D Supplement 2: Blackmoor, 1975 (top) and the AD&D Monster Manual, 1977 (bottom). Sutherland redrew a lot of his OD&D illustrations for AD&D.

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trust me. dress like it's your last day on earth

#(nandor voice) fucking guy #this is my boyfriend and my love and my darling and my sweetheart #rotating him in my mind

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embarrassing order

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Huu

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transsexual aeromorphs

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FELVIDEK IS OUT! PLAY IT PLS PLS PLS PLS

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Finished Felvidek and had a grand time!

Thought I'd do a lil list of things/moments/details I loved off the top of my head:

gave cursed coffee bean to a chicken and it mutated. Did it for science

game's got some twin peaks vibes, some monty python, a tad of hylics, along it a bunch of other ingredients, but it feels very much its own thing with its own identity

pear man and his daughters deserve the world, wish we hung out more

there's a fight with an invisible enemy, all your attacks miss because your guys can't see shit and I was laughing just imagining Pavol and Matej swinging their swords at nothing hoping to slay the forest fiend. Very Don Quixote, I love it.

the PS1 style cutscenes are sooooo beautiful I love them to pieces, they drip with style and charm. I knew I needed to give this game a go the moment I watched the trailer and was greeted by the cinematics. God I love them so much. And not just the syle but the directing itself, the way shots are framed, god...

I love the character portraits for everyone. There's so much detail and everyone feels unique/like an actual person with distinct features. From the Priest's very punchable face, to Pavol's grin to Josef's sexy ass... From main characters to NPCs to enemy sprites, I love everyone's design and colour coding (don't know if it was intentional but the purple for the cultists was neat, seemed to subtly imply early on that they were being funded by rich folk, since pruple is associated with nobility, power and wealth)

speaking of character design, shout-out to this lil guy, look at him please

Numnut the drunkard my beloved, I recruited him and less than a minute later he fell on flat ground into a nearby river (and drowns???). I reloaded a previous save to see if I could have him in my party a lil longer. I took a different path, got into a fight. "yay I get to see him in action!"- I thought. I used his one special move, called: 'good idea', and Numnut proceeds to punch his own face, dealing 90 damage (not even in the endgame did I deal such high numbers!). THE Character of all time, he drowned again after that and I'll never forget him.

BALLOON IN THE MIDDLE AGES! (possible Andrei Rublev reference? I can dream...)

just, the way things are worded:

cutting people's ears after killing them as spoils (and giving the ears to a maiden, as you do)

there's a quest where you have to cut a man's tattooed buttock to give to another guy, and it's all for nothing, you ruined a man's ass for nothing. I love it. The dialogue during this whole section had me dying.

I love that there's just this guy who lives in the castle's well. And our boy Pavol thinks it's a great idea to throw a bomb in there to make him come out.

this:

there's these lil inisghtful and mournfoul comments on the dead bodies you leave behind. Like, expressing regret at all the senseless violence and death or how cheap life is here. And I'm not sure if it's Pavol or Matej making them. It makes more sense for it to be Matej but I kinda like the idea of it being Pavol's comments, these small moments of introspection and realization in the midst of a drunken adventure. You've been engaging in all the violence while pissed drunk but then after you kill your opponents and look at their corpses... and it's like this sobering moment, before you're back at it with all the merry-making (I also like that a lot of these bodies don't disappear and just remain on screen, and you can see the carnage your guys leave behind in their quest)

the whole adventure felt to me like, this series of odd little events in a knight's life before it's passed down, told by and retold by different people, and after many generations it's been touched up and made more coherent and noble than the clusterfuck it actually was. Before it became a narrative I guess is what I mean

it can get a bit wordy and hard to follow but I really like the old timey way the dialogue is written and its dry sense of humour

there's these little subversions of gaming tropes that I found really fun too! Like as soon as Pavol's wife and your falling out with her is introduced you may expect a reconciliation between the two, or a moment where you have to save her and prove your worth and love to her to win her heart. As you would expect from a story with a knight and a damsel. But no she hates his guts lmao tries to murder him too! (tho I do think Pavol took her in that balloon ride at the end). There's also the fact that I am not allowed to play minigames! Josef wants to play tabletop games but your character always replies no. No minigames for you son! And like, this feels especially catered to me as someone who, more often than not, will dread whenever a game will introduce some sort of card game or the like. I was so happy that wasn't forced on me for once! Couldn't believe it. Kinda felt bad for Josef tho, I'm sorry Pavol doesn't wanna play Pexeso wth you.

the battle animations! I'm particularly fond of the eating porridge one, or the chugging down a bucket of sour cream, and the petard

the little *slaps face* animation

Pavol and Matej as a duo and the whole tavern scene with the two exchanging clothes

the lil moments of humanity where Pavol talks about his broken life and sense of self

the rare moments when Pavol stops grinning

it goes without saying but the art is absolutely gorgeous. Its nostalgic monochrome melancholy speaks to me on a deep spiritual level. Inject it directly into my bone marrow please. Shout-out also to the ost, it fucks and has tons of bangers. The Hrad track, the one that plays on Josef's castle... god... love at first listen, and have been listening nonstop for the last few days now while going on walks.