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Had a 'fun' new experience today in the form of my first ever mammogram because I found a lump on my chest a few weeks ago, and when you find a lump, you get that shit checked out.

Ironically, the lump I went to get investigated turned out to be nothing, likely just a cyst that made its way to the surface, but they did find something else on the scan that requires me to do a follow-up ultrasound in six months. The doctor stressed that it is most likely a fibroid, but given my family history of breast cancer and general weird health fuckery, they're being vigilant and keeping an eye on it.

The mammogram itself was fine. The technician doing it kept complimenting me on the "pliable" nature of my breast tissue and how easy it was to smoosh me into the machine. I was like thanks, I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome; my body is basically made of only slightly more reinforced laffy taffy.

She said, "That explains that," and then proceeded to smush my tits into a pancake. Apparently, they were the most compliant tits she's worked with. I said thank you because what else can you do in that situation. And then she asked me if I wanted to know how much they weighed, and I said boy, do I?!

So she started reading off the results and was like, "17.7 lbs," and I was like, gosh, no wonder they feel so heavy, and then she kept talking and said, "And the other one weighs..."

And that's when I realized she didn't mean total.

She meant one boob was 17.7lbs.

So in case you've ever wanted to know, my right boob weighs 17.7 lbs, and my left one weighs 17.3 lbs, bringing the grand weight hanging off my chest to an even 35 lbs.

The tech was like "gosh! That's a lot for someone of your size!" and I was like "ya fucking think?!"

For a frame of reference, I weigh 136 lbs total. One-quarter of my weight is tits.

I am one-quarter titty.

And I'm telling that to the next doctor who suggests I lose weight.

Anyway. Remember to do regular breast exams, and don't be afraid of mammograms. Yes, they're checking for cancer, but they also tell you fun things like how much your chest weighs and whether or not your boobs are compliant.

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it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

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chess inspired fashion

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I am feeling GOOD about content GOOD about life we are SO BACK BABY RANBOO FOREVER RAHHH

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actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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Part 10 of Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication! It‘s time for a minisode~

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Part 8 of Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication!

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#favorite posts #OH MY GOD

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Part 7 of Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication!

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Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication Part 6!

(Tho it should be Whiskey instead of Coffee at this point ololol)

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Part 5 of Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication! #GoodOmens

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Part 4 of Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication!

The Bentley is still goin fast.

Little fun fact:

Crowley‘s tail is wrapped up around Azira‘s head probably bc they got shaken around. But I‘d like to think Crowley made sure Azira is not hitting his head.

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Part 3 of Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication!

In todays episode: Local Archangel havin beef with cartoon snake. Car is displeased.

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Part 2 of Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication!

As you see, Crowley acted indeed VERY normal.

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Part 1 of Crowley, Coffee and (Mis)Communication! :D

- This takes place months after the „break-up“ scene from S2E6.

- No bearded archangel Aziraphale for this comic, sorryyy 🙈

- Long haired Crowley tho :D

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