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oh there is something disturbing about being able to not just tell a book is a poorly repackaged fanfic from just the (terrible) blurb and flipping to a random middle page

but being able to tell from just that blurb and single page which specific ship it was repackaged from

#to be fair there's a distinctive physical feature they did NOT change and the names the same first letter lol #also im not specifying further bc i truly try to forget about that fandom lol

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enough of transformers with cool but extremely conspicuous alt modes, give me one with a minivan alt who gets annoyed when you cant tell him apart from the 18 other non-transforming minivans in the parking lot

#this post brought to you by seeing three (3) purple muscle cars drive by in a line & brain immediately went 'lol vehicons'

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my local transit app has an unintelligible system where you pick an emoji instead of uploading a profile pic. and then it generates you a random flavor text name based on the emoji ??? anyway my name is scent of boog now

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to be fair you can probably pin about 5 of those runs on "we were already sunk so we put position players to pitch" but yeah. the slaughter is over at least.

i wasnt listening to the game until like 10 mins ago so i walked in like

#the green monster fucking devoured the cubs alive

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i wasnt listening to the game until like 10 mins ago so i walked in like

#wisdom is pitching???????

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what do you MEAN patrick wisdom is pitching now????

#WAIT MERVIS WAS PITCHING BEFORE NO WONDER THEY GAVE 5 RUNS #for the record both of those are NOT PITCHERS. they are position players. #they gave up and are saving their actual pitchers ig but holy fuckksjdsmkad

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i took a bathroom break & the cubs are down by another 4 runs what the hell

#fifteen!!!! to zero!!!!!!! cubs!!!!! what happen!!!!! #like six runs this inning alone!!!!!

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Daily checklist of affirmations:

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

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"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

#seriously tho. im on meds that have the same actual risks (or similar enough) & theyre barely mentioned past the legal boilerplate. #hrt? i get 'reminded' every single visit and conversation like im 7 and dont know what im doing #it was VERY funny tho to get the document thats all These Terrible Side Effects Could Happen!! *first 8 points are literally The Point* #*vine voice* uh yeah i sure hope it does #*i say 'actual risks' not as in compared to potential risks (theyre all so far only potential) but compared to ''no thats a Wanted effect''

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I think about her every day

#💖

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral