smytherines

[smytherines]

You know how I generally feel about AUs, but I really liked your pirate one!

need somebody to make a spies are forever pirate au so they can call it Spirates are Forever

[smytherines]

"Do my best not to cry again" except its about the bananas

On my way to go kill my boyfriend best friend

[smytherines]

Ok now I'm just imagining Owen in his room at Chimera HQ with a big pile of bananas on his table, and every day he just sits down and eats several bananas and cries the entire time, and everyone at Chimera thinks of him as the weird guy with a banana fetish

On my way to go kill my boyfriend best friend

[smytherines]

Once again thinking about Agent Curt Mega during the four year grieving period, just breaking down sobbing every time he sees a banana

On my way to go kill my boyfriend best friend

[smytherines]

At least by this part Oleg has been pistol-whipped unconscious and doesn't have to listen to these two flirt anymore

Challengers (2024)

[smytherines]

Somebody did one and called it Spies Arrrr Forever, which I thought was pretty cute

need somebody to make a spies are forever pirate au so they can call it Spirates are Forever

[smytherines]

"Thrillingly paced, immensely horny"

-- Joey Richter

Challengers (2024)

#spies are forever #saf #tin can bros #tcb #curtwen #agent curt mega #owen carvour

[smytherines]

I haven't done pre-order before either, so I could be entirely wrong here, but if I understand it correctly they send you an email with a link to watch once the digital ticket is ready.

If that doesn't work, I think you should still be able to go to the TCB vhx website and watch it. When I've rented 54 Below and when I bought the SAF digital download, my partner has always paid for it on his computer, and then I'm able to watch it in another room on my computer, because I think it goes by whatever IP address the ticket was bought with.

So, theoretically at least, if for some reason you don't get a link email you should still be able to go to the vhx page and it'll remember that you purchased it and you'll be able to watch it. I bought the SAF digital download like a month ago, and the website still remembers that I'm allowed to watch it (I do not have enough room on my computer for the BTS and commentary tracks, so I still watch them via the website)

Hey hey! For people who know how digital tickets work- how do digital tickets work? I'm worried I might have done something wrong

(basically a couple of days ago I paid for vod access (on mobile if it matters) and it took me to PayPal? I haven't got any link or anything, only a receipt from PayPal. If I just need to wait please tell me! Or if I did something wrong!)

#spies are forever #spy another day #saf #tin can bros #tcb

[smytherines]

more of they :)

[smytherines]

have a little cowboy rest in these trying times, you deserve it.

(Haven't named the dog yet, but she exists, and is very important and special and i love her)

[smytherines]

hey partner, it's getting really late... you seem tired. you know you can rest against me, we're friends. i swear i wont catch feelings... partner

@considerablecolors cowboys by the campfire what homosexual discoveries will they make

[smytherines]

more gay cowboys angsty edition :]

lyrics are from Delta Rae - Chasing Twisters (thank you jon <3)

(individual drawings under the cut, formatted a little better)

[smytherines]

*bangs pots together* sapphics come get y'alls juice

i think the fandom has been distinctly lacking in titties out cowgirl swag so i took matters into my own hands

[smytherines]

cowboys after a long day

#i love them a normal healthy amount #spies are forever

[smytherines]

cowboys down bad😔

#the most precious boys in the world #cowboy spies #spies are forever

[smytherines]

The amount of time I've spent just imagining the blorbos in situations is staggering

[smytherines]

Awwww thanks! I'm glad my complete inability to shut up is interesting to people

the past five years sure have been great guys am I right

(this was, in part, inspired by this post by a really cool spies are forever fan. go look at their other posts, if you have the time and like good saf analyses!)