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are we still doing this. it's 2022 are we really still circling this utterly braindead take. that a fictional anthropomorphic space raccoon (with his own disabilities fwiw) is ableist. I'm not about to do a deep dive into the character profile of a goddamn raccoon to back up why you're all wrong about this, just because I have so many better things to do, but if this offends you that much then why don't you go help disabled people in real life instead of complaining about a joke from a movie

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i also hope i die but thankfully posts like this give me the motivation to keep going entirely to produce horrid ships out of spite

ok back to being a bitch again. if you ship a literal child and adult together i hope you die

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it is hysterical how many times i share posts that are entirely proship and self-proclaimed """antis""" like and reblog from me because being proship is actually the normal default rational state of being, it is actually a good thing to not be a freak who obsesses over other's lives that you cannot control

i am in this image and i like it very much, in fact!

this shit is making me paranoid now , if you're secretly a proshipper go away please just stop interacting with me

#posted to throwaway sideblog just in case xo

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good. stay broke, panhandling e-begger, there is no reason any stranger should give money to you over a nonprofit service that provides a platform for millions of voices

im unoriginal so, apparently its ao3′s annual grifting event. instead of giving money to this site thats been in beta for a decade give it to somebody who actually needs it. me.

#posts that make me go donate to ao3 <3

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random confession but i realized i don't feel any guilt at all for stealing triple-A switch games and peripherals from work! both my redacted company i work for and n*ntendo won't lose ANYTHING from those missed profits...

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hmmm...... i would totally not care if a stranger wrote a sexually explicit story about me and if mr. styles is sad people wrote him sucking cock then he can simply look at his bank account to feel better <3

hey since louis tomlinson admitted that larries made him and harry’s friendship fall apart and dan howell said phannies digging into his relationship w phil made him experience ptsd symptoms and brought him to a terrible place, can u all stop w the shipping bullshit now

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Please take a second to examine how the areas of expansion are consistent horizontally.

Map makers do this in order to compensate for the fact that they are depicting the surface of a 3D sphere onto a 2D plane. It's going to stretch and skew some dimensions, particularly the closer you get to the poles, in order to keep it accurate.

It has absolutely nothing to do with imperialism.

Trading places; Mexico and Greenland swap place in the Mercator Projection.

#did y'all not have a fourth grade geography education fucking Christ.

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Uh... It's not, though.

Sure, evolution of etymology means words will pick up different slang meanings over time... but it a flat out lie that AAVE invented this word that has just been a corruption of "simple" for over a century...

Wikipedia can provide a brief glimpse into the word's history as it comes into common vernacular. There was a period of time where it was most commonly used as a pejorative in rap but that was far from the word's only usage.

And in any case, incel forums began to popularize the use of the word in their little stratosphere a decade before Tiktok teens did.

I hate when non black people appropriate aave in general but goddamn the word I hate seeing y’all (but mainly white people) use most right now is “simp”. Y’all bastardized the fuck out of that word and I’m so fucking tired of seeing y’all use it.

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ohh "anti"? well i'm anti allowing your trachea to remain intact <3

"proship" well i'm pro running you over with my car

#what a dumbass post. dumbasses all over this website.

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Today on tumblr: rapists are FREAKS!! as opposed to... criminals, predators, people who have committed sexual assault and should be tried for it in a court of law. "But nah," the internet shut-in bleats, "cannot think critically about this serious issue and examine the minutiae of it. Must make it black and white simply to dunk on neolibs and call anything that disagrees 'dumb/unhinged'."

I know we’re all having fun here seeing trump lose but remember this shit’s a dead end and being a democrat isn’t gonna get us anywhere we really need to be going in the next few decades.  

#i will not comment again because im too smart and sexy to care <3 #suck your own nuts off man

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Internet shut-ins calling out the PRESIDENTIAL FUCKING ELECT -- a 77 year old man who has been working in politics longer than they've been alive and has no idea they or this subculture exists -- for being a FREAK exactly the same way they would call out someone for shipping something stinky or liking a problematic character, is so infinitely funny

I know we’re all having fun here seeing trump lose but remember this shit’s a dead end and being a democrat isn’t gonna get us anywhere we really need to be going in the next few decades.  

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fucking antis. op i pray you realize this ain't it chief

people on here are so obsessed with trying to “moralize” every aspect of fiction i s2g….. did y’all read euripides’ medea and go “i don’t know how you can justify medea’s actions :/ she was a horribly abusive and manipulative mother :/ she literally killed her own children :/ how can you people act like it’s ever ok to read euripides :/ i guess you just like killing children i hope you never have kids you monster :/ please explain how you think this is okay :/”  like y’all really never progressed beyond those storybooks you read in elementary school designed to teach children Moral Lessons huh

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dunno shit about bdg or neil cic but imma write fic of them giving each other blowies just in honor of this post <333

remember when bdg literally talked directly into the camera on one of his unraveled videos to tell fans to stop being weird and yet people still are fucking weird abt him

remember when neil cicierega showed visible discomfort when the fans watching his twitch stream kept screaming at him for his kin list and spamming requests for him to say stupid words and phrases

it’s literally not that hard to just be respectful? would you treat a stranger that way? because these people are literally strangers you don’t know them even if you think you do and they especially don’t know you. don’t be creepy