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[smartafts]

Sometin' wrong wit' maih vocalizer?  Tch.  Thinkin' not.

Somethin' wrong wit' cho hearin'?

Mine.

I’mma a purple, independant Vehicon who don’t nnneeeeeeeeeddd no body!

#(( he's just vivian okay he's just... just. )) #(( don't mind him trying to be a suck )) #(( well he was before but you accidentally pushed the sass-o-button again )) #V1V1AN speaking #rip-roaring-ruffian

[smartafts]

This one sasses itself, too. Haha!

#F3L1X speaking #riproaringruffian #alpha113nredshirteradicon

[smartafts]

Fo'real.  Look at us, whoeva' dat is.  We lookin' ffiinneeeee.

There needs to be more love for these guys

#V1V1AN speaking

[smartafts]

Oh, thank ya so much...  I really needed this...

Sometime' I jus' don' know how'ta protect lil' ol' me from the hurt of other 'cons... Ohhhh... Oh thank ye' so much sir.... Please make the other Eradicon pay for those meanie words....

Mine.

I’mma a purple, independant Vehicon who don’t nnneeeeeeeeeddd no body!

#V1V1AN speaking #v1v1an is actually a guy but he's not going to say nothin XD

[smartafts]

Mhm.   MHM.  Gurl.  Don't even, kay?

Maybe your's would be prettier to a blind mech.   I don't care if your name is cuter, you know who has a cuter name?  F3L1X

Mine.

I’mma a purple, independant Vehicon who don’t nnneeeeeeeeeddd no body!

#V1V1AN speaking #lets not #your going to hurt yourself trying

[smartafts]

Rodimus called himself a princess.

I'd say something more, but I think this one sasses itself. 

#gotbetterthingstodothandie #captainrodimus #F3L1X speaking #liveblogging

[smartafts]

And who gave ya' the right to be callin' me names?  The name's V1V1AN.  

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Get that through ya' thick helm, 'cuz ya also purple too.  We ain't that much diff, hun.

Mine.

I’mma a purple, independant Vehicon who don’t nnneeeeeeeeeddd no body!

#V1V1AN speaking #alpha113n-redshirt-eradicon

[smartafts]

"Sometimes I imagine myself in the position of a background character in order to alleviate the stress of my situation. Things are a lot more bearable with you think of it as a story instead of reality," Felix announced. Wow, that was strangely deep and serious. Strange, very strange.

Sssssssssssssssssssssssass

#wisdomcannotbegranted #F3L1X speaking

[smartafts]

Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be offensive!

... Wait, I'm not sure I'm allowed to say that. I made this blog as a passive-aggressive way of handling the stress of living on the Nemesis as an eradicon.

I take it back.

Sassssssssssss

#thetiniestzombie #((BUT MUN ISN'T OFFENSIVE.)) #((Just silly.)) #F3L1X speaking

[smartafts]

therisingdarkness replied to your post:… Wait, Megatron discovered us on tumblr?! I can...

Soundwave monitors everything. Everything including this primitive datanet. I would have thought it obvious.

Well V1V1AN! It was nice knowing you! At least we'll have a memorable demise unlike every other disposable, background character! We're special!

#therisingdarkness #F3L1X speaking

[smartafts]

Felix shuffled awkwardly, looking up at Optimus with confused optics. He was at a complete loss now. Something was off about this... "I don't know. I'm not sure what happens from here. At this point in the plotline I'm usually offline," he admitted. This was weird!

Sssssssssssssssssssssssass

/he replies, legitimately confused/"Why would I harm you? In my realm, the war is over and there is no need for Autobots and Decepticons to fight amongst one another. Also, you have just spoken to me, I see no need to engage you."

#wisdomcannotbegranted #F3L1X speaking

[smartafts]

... Wait, Megatron discovered us on tumblr?! I can imagine Starscream wasting his time here because he never gets anything done right and what else could he possibly be doing other than watching internet cat videos, but I wouldn't have pegged the big boss to be the kind to...

#F3L1X speaking

[smartafts]

Mine.

I'mma a purple, independant Vehicon who don't nnneeeeeeeeeddd no body!

#V1V1AN speaking #alpha113n-redshirt-eradicon

[smartafts]

therisingdarkness started following you

UUuuhhhhHHMMMMM. 

Sir, I think ya' got the wrong blog 'ere.  Should be lookin' for 'Scream's, shouldn't ya?  Ehe... Eheh...

V1V1AN instantly jerked his helm away from the small screen, glancing across the room till he found his partner in crime.

"Slag, F3L1X, we've been discovered by the big guy!"

#therisingdarkness #V1V1AN speaking

[smartafts]

Uhm, 'xcuse me Mister Snooty Patoots?  

Yo scrawny lil' aft is too dinky to be gettin' a load anyways, foo'.  'Least I can size up, and by the Pit:

Bugs?  Yeah right, they don't even know their crank case from their stabilizin' servos!

Let's not talk about that one time you usually ate pizza with them!  PPlleeeeeasseeeeee

V1V1AN. B( You’re the one who likes the “bara” bots.

I hear the insecticons are out looking for a new queen. They’re bigger mecha. Perhaps you should consider it.

*sticks out glossa*

#V1V1AN speaking

[smartafts]

According to all the human zombie movies that I watch while I should be working, which allows an opportune moment for the Autobots to sneak into the Nemesis and save someone or something, this is the moment where you bite me and I become a zombie, too.

... Is that why you're holding off eating me?

Sassssssssssss

#thetiniestzombie #F3L1X speaking

[smartafts]

"F3L1X if we're being proper. I've never had a designation, only a serial number. It doesn't exactly help with the sense that I'm talking to myself with the other eradicons," Felix announced, shrugging his shoulder pads. "Felix is close enough. Why not?... So, what do we do now? Are you going to kill me by making one of my comrades shoot me by ducking away at the last moment or something? Is that how it works?"

Sssssssssssssssssssssssass

/he blinks slowly, not understanding what he was talking about at all. It made no sense. CGI model? What expenses? He wishes to inquire further but at the same time he fears that he would only serve to confuse himself further so he nods/"Very well… Felix was it?"

#wisdomcannotbegranted