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i think a lot of people would be happier if they viewed labels like homosexual and transgender as social technologies rather than identities
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Takato Yamamoto - Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2
This is AMAZING! One of my favorite Japanese horror artists drawing one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite games <3
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smallsaltysquid · 3 hours
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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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Kellogg's has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here's a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we've been demanding:
-The "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" slogan is to be revised to "I'm mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs." -Lucky Charms' leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy. -Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience. -Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle. -In addition, we can't call the pebbles "Fruity" anymore. -Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch -Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.
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I still have this shirt its almost 25 years old
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it's porking absolute chop
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harvard has fallen
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Che Guevara reading Goethe
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That time at work last year one of.those dog mask gay guys came in the store . And I told him to bark for me and he did. I didnt expect that for some reason idk what got into me it was awesome though and the customer behind him was like Did u seriously just make that guy bark. What can I say ...
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TINY WRLD (2020)
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i don’t get hyped for games anymore i just watch an announcement trailer and think “huh neat” then forget about the game until i see a youtube vid about it 2 years later with WHAT WENT WRONG?😱 overlaid on the thumbnail
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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him
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