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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#10:21am thinking about how I am finally getting a new cell phone today

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fueled by the power of the red sun

#thats my boy #when he wants to get off my desk he just launches himself at the floor #assuming my hand will be there to lower him down #MOST of the time it is #i know i need to trim his nails :/

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thinking about that one video

#fuckin bee brother thats a big ass bee

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA THEY FORGOT THAT I'M HIM

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dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset

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My supervisor: hey so next week we’re gonna be updating everyone’s photo for their work profile

Me: ok sounds g-

My skin: what’s that boss? Time to get oily? More zits? More pimples?

#arthoughts #the situation is biblical

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i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

#and I said hey #what’s goin on?

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

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brutalist strap on

rococo strap on

art deco strap on

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Miss Congeniality (2000) Dir. Donald Petrie

#it’s actually really cold here today. and I wasn’t expecting it

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I can’t believe they’re fixing the backtracking. Booooo

#arthoughts #this is about the ttyd remake

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If you have shared it with someone else or didn't finish the whole thing, select a "yes" option. Select the option that best describes your experience with cigarettes.

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#only when I was in college #I’ll smoke a social cigarette #but I’ve never finished one on my own

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I think what a lot of liberal zionists who think they can change the politics of Israel while maintaining its existence are missing is that Israel cannot exist in any other way than as a military asset of the United States to destabilize the region