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the ad....

Hiya tumblr take my uquiz

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Going to try one of these

Spin this wheel to get a tumblr sexyman!

Reblog for a bigger sample size! And tell me who you got in the tags!

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i plan to become even GREASIER and even HORNIER. but so you see, akin to the fabled civ nuclear ghandi bug and the "give ur newborn a dollar before they get assigned a social security number and then take it away" glitch, the integer counter will reset and thus testosterone will make me clean and well behaved . this will work, and this is wjy i will still get into heaven

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"

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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.

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i wanna try an experiment

reblog for sample size pls thx

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it