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Holy Trinity

Somebody needs to take my modding privileges away.

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Solomon: *dies* Sebastian: Oh that is so sad... Alexa play Lets get loud.

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The fucking chokehold that Sebastian Sallow has on me rn is insane

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Girl don’t want boys

Girls want notorious Death Eaters that sign up to spy for the Order of the Phoenix in exhange for them, speficially, now and after the war

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Me every time an enemy has the fucking GALL to target Sebastian in a fight.

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Sebastian: kills solomon

Also Sebastian

Sebastian: why won’t my my sister talk to me

#hogwarts legacy #meme #sebastian sallow

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This is way too specific

I mean- 💀

I'm not talking about any specific fanfic. The video refers to their relationship in the game and how it generally plays out in other universes 🤭

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Y/N : I'm adopting a child

Tom : Why should that con-

Y/N : *Slams paper on table*

Y/N : It' you, sign here

Tom : THESE ARE MARRIAGE PAPERS-

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"i can fix him!" girl you sure you can 'fix' someone with no nose and no soul?

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Simply

yes

Fandom feels like this rn

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Y/N: I'd die for you, Sebastian.

Sebastian: I'd kill for you, Y/N.

Ominis: Both of you need to calm the fuck down.

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I could fix him. I could make him worse. Good for you. I could gently take the weapon out of his shaking, blood-soaked hand and hold him until he finally believes that he doesn't have to be defined by all the ways the world has hurt him. Then we could ruin the lives of everyone who has ever treated him like he's a monster who doesn't deserve love.

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Anne *crying*: We should turn Sebastian in. I love him but he killed our uncle. He must pay in some way, right?

Ominis *conflicted*: I hate to say it but maybe you're right. I love Sebastian, too. I told him dark magic was not the answer.

MC *frowning*: Imma tell you this once cause you won't even remember but... I'm about to obliviate you both, so say your secrets.

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We love him anyway😭

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Not a thought behind those eyes 😭😭

molly weasley was a prewett before marriage ✨

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santa merda😍😍

LORENZO ZURZOLO for ICON Magazine (2023)