sludge-vampire

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

#!!!!!!! #i'm always down for questions & statements

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#meow can you see into my eyes like open doors

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can't be a masc king if you ain't masking 😷

#am literally always saying this

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Out of Touch

#happy out of touch thursday

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my mom just said the word "unalive" in a real life conversation and i just locked eyes with her like. Why'd you do that bestie

#who the FUCK exposed her to the word “unalive” #chat what do i do in this situation

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another wonderful day being Evil ..... no one is safe from my villainous tendencies. >:^)

#sibling appearance #my wickedness........ stay safe out there

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she build too many rooms on my vault 88 till i crash the game

#i'm too good at designing the Best Vault Ever they had to nerf me 😔

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if she's YOUR girl, why does this pop up whenever she's at MY settlement 🤨

if she's YOUR girl, why does she get a stat boost from sleeping in MY base????

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if she's YOUR girl, why does she get a stat boost from sleeping in MY base????

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making weird sounds & strange noises is easily in the top five self-care activities

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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!!

yellow, orange, & cyan 🫶

OMG THANJ YOU SO MUCHHHHH! I THINK PERSONALLY YOU ARE YELLOW, ORANGE, CYAN AND MIDNIGHT :>

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i think being put in a cryochamber for ~210 years would fix me

#sole survivor dni #i've been thinking it over and i'm certain this would have no bad consequences whatsoever #“my spouse is dead & my son was kidnapped” well i don't have either of those so! #this would be like a fun vacation for me. i would like it #if you have a secret underground cryogenic facility that uses morally dubious techniques DM me

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me: steals a sip of my sibling’s milk

them: they should make a special milk for you with sleeping powder in it. kills you kills you kills you kills you kills y

#MY FUCKIGN BEVERAGE #sibling appearance

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they call me Grubby McGee the way i grub on these insects

#so real #sibling appearance

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turns out she was actually in another dimension LOL (los angeles)

youwant to let me go home early so bad. you want to not force me to go to 7th period

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no response........... i'll have to assume she's been sent to another dimension

youwant to let me go home early so bad. you want to not force me to go to 7th period

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youwant to let me go home early so bad. you want to not force me to go to 7th period

#please let this work please let this work