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LOVE IN THE AIR | episode six
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I was born in 2008. Be scared.
i’m not scared of 2 year olds
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slonekaru · 6 hours
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are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?
hi anon,
water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!
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slonekaru · 8 hours
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slonekaru · 9 hours
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slonekaru · 9 hours
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This is the best one
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slonekaru · 10 hours
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slonekaru · 12 hours
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buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers
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slonekaru · 13 hours
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slonekaru · 13 hours
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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.
For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.
-submit your poll!-
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JT is trash, but this meme makes me laugh every time, so I made a version that includes the most important part of the original.
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THIS LOVE DOESN'T HAVE LONG BEANS (2024?)
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slonekaru · 14 hours
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The Oceanides, by Oscar Spalmach (1864-1917). At York House, Twickenham.
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slonekaru · 16 hours
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idk what your all talking about tiktok rules
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slonekaru · 16 hours
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oh yes it's that time of year
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slonekaru · 18 hours
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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."
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happy april 30th!
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