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SHE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!

#cursed. she would never do this #yet still I reblog…….. #dunmeshi

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Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨

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Great white chocolate sharks 🦈

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

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this is the most evil tiktok i’ve ever seen

#unreality

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I’d be nothing without @slimer509.

#many people saying this

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The Mad Sorcerers beast.

#they did her so right #dunmeshi

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due to the thesis inherent in seinfeld's writing the principal cast of the sitcom would likely not survive a visit to silent hill as they would be unable to achieve the personal growth necessary to overcome the monsters facing them

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Meet me on the thematically relevant rooftop bro

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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#dunmeshi