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european swordplay is better than japanese swordplay because uhhh

JUST FUCKIN WHACK EM

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Buddhist monk lights self on fire in Vietnamese protest as followers pray (1963)

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the first ever human to conceptualize a computer was a norse farmer named Eðelgarþ Gusvarþ who had a brief moment of supernatural foresight and imagined a large picture frame you would stare into while using a rock to scroll through pictures of oats. he experienced this thought for only eight seconds until he was instantly killed by an errant farming sickle

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Oof, wrong kind of suitcase.

a close up of a suitcase

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What if dogs were loafs of bread with little legs?

what if?

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My favorite final jeopardy

[This casual tank saved the antichrist]

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So a week ago I used cuticle cutters for the first time and now I realize how useful they are

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Woah! I really like that horse!

a horse standing in front of a building

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a person holding a baby

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a person swimming in a body of water

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Elon Musk was giving his fortune away to anyone who could beat him in a wrestling match, so I showed up to watch. He walked out in a SpaceX branded wrestling gear and the announcer introduced him as the War Pig. No one beat him.

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Isn't it weird to think that you could have seen your future spouse today?

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I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

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i offered her two instead of one and she malfunctioned