Sounds like you need to get laid, my guy.
yeah laid to rest
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Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?
Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena
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It wasn’t that long, and it certainly wasn’t the kind of kiss you see in movies these days, but it was wonderful in its own way, and all I can remember about the moment is that when our lips touched, I knew the memory would last forever.
Nicholas Sparks (A Walk to Remember)
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