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wtf i'm literally shaking and crying right now i just saw silver bullets for sale on temu why the fuck are there silver bullets on temu

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Hey. Hey. Look at me. Do you genuinely believe Temu of all places is going to have genuine sterling silver bullets for sale? TEMU. Wish and Shein's bastard child?

🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow

they had wooden stakes on there too i'm actually fearing for my and my partner's lives right now

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Yeah I bought some wooden stakes from Temu and they broke instantly. I wasn't even using any force to put them in my lawn as it rained quite recently. I wouldn't worry too much about any silver bullets you find. They're probably just silver plated.

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Can confirm- Temu silver isn't real and can't hurt us. I bought a bunch of silver jewelry off there because I can't afford anything the legitimate stores are selling and when I tried them they barely even burned. Not worth it.

🍯 bearly-hanging-on Follow

Why on earth would you, a werewolf, buy silver jewelry???

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well for me it's a sex thing.

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Why would you voluntarily wear jewelry from Temu? Did you at least sanitize it first???

🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow

Uh... I licked it first. Werewolf saliva can disinfect surfaces right?

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YOU WHAT

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Oh my g-d just because werewolf saliva can make your wounds heal faster doesn't mean it works miracles!!!

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Wait how would you know that?

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@.daddy-fenris is not the brightest sometimes.

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oh my god IT WAS ONE TIME why do you have to put me on blast right now

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The world needs to know. Roadkill please go see a doctor or a vet or something.

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i feel like this is taking away from the real issue at paw

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Can't you see we're having a conversation here?

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IT'S MY POST???

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Not anymore it's not

[sleepeglitch]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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After rewatching junior year, I really wish the bad kids saving ruben from grix had more impact on ruben in the final battle but c’est la vie

#fhjy spoilers #ruben hopclap #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy

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Hey so that finale was crazy huh. you know what else would be crazy. if the fantasy High universe had Tumblr. lol.

(fantasy high tumblr dash: Part 2. the biggest of shout outs to @eternalduos for coming up with some of the stuff here!)

🏹 quirkyembras-blog

i want to study at a Fallinese university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees Elvish. i would watch Fantasy Sherlock on FBC all night while drinking a cuppa stardust with my castlemates. i'll have flowers and owl's feathers every day that's worth 5 poems. i would go to sheet dance parties every night. i am also more likely to meet Kei Lemmenurans, Wolfsongers, Elven Sheetsmiths and the Court Of Stars.

i wish i was fallinese :(

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detectiveagent5353 reblogged tortletavern

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Hey, anybody on here into plants or gardening and stuff? I was walking my jackalope this morning and found this really weird stuff in the soil by an abandoned house, it looks like shards from a red crystal or something. I can't really pick it up on my camera though, not just cause it's so shiny, but also cause it keeps moving! Still, it's really cool, I've never seen anything like it and I'm a full wizard! Anybody know what this might be?

🔍 detectiveagent5353

Hello tortletavern %you posted this 5 days ago and i haven't se;en you post anything else doyou have any updates on the substance did you collect aany of the substance .Are you ok

🔍 detectiveagent5353

@tortletavern

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🌸 greatgnomishbaker

Has anyone seen my son twig gremlin. he is very sickly but very adventurous I should have never left my window open in my apartment by the farhaven woods

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minceraftshreeper reblogged lycanstropy

🔳 fantasyklance-love101-deactivated20230230

I cannot believe that no one is talking about this! Did you know that a long time ago, Sol actually used to be a god of family, warmth, and judgement, and the reason he's so powerful and wrathful now is because clerics from the gods of the Mountains of Chaos tricked his clerics into worshipping a different version of the god! Can you believe that? Think about it! These are the kinds of things they NEVER taught us in school!

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OMG NO WAY!! THESE ARE EXACTLY THE KINDS OF THINGS THEY NEVER TAUGHT US IN SCHOOL!!!!!!

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SPREAD THIS

👨 12345fantasydestiel

I grew up in a Solian family and this makes everything make so much more sense. More people NEED to know the truth about this!

🔳 redwasted7-deactivated20230631

THANK YOU OP

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Thank you OP. It's so angering and disappointing the way our society bends the truth of what really happened in history to fit their own narratives. People are quick enough to insult and mock the Solian and Helionic faiths as is, when all their religions ever have truly preached are love, family, and acceptance. I'm TIRED of everybody mocking our faiths that have existed in peace for thousands of years, it REALLY goes to show how rude, careless and IGNORANT the users of this site really are.

THANK you for letting people know the truth! SPREAD THIS! SHARE THIS!

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PREACHHHHH

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Hi I'm a cleric who's been studying the celestial pantheon for 600 years. This never happened

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impatient man: teleporter can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient teleporter: whatever you say boss

druid who turns into a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever he's traveling faster than 30 mph:

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feywildmagics reblogged feywildmagics

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I went to Wizard island and everyone knew you and thought your spellbook was so organized and well chosen

🌲 feywildmagics

I went to Warlock Island and everyone knew you and thought your pact was so cool and appropriately dastardly

🌲 feywildmagics

I went to Druid Island and everyone knew you and thought your defense of all of Spyre's woodland creatures big and small was so whimsical and attuned with nature

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I went to bard island and everyone knew you and thought you played your instrument so good and coolly

🌲 feywildmagics

No I didn't.

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Y'all anybody who's looking to take a plane shift to Hell do NOTTTT do it for a WHILE 😭😭 I was just trying to fucking visit my mom but someone let the teen archdevil's horde of fucking blood imps into the studio and they're playing their songs across EVERY SPEAKER IN THE IRON CITY OF DIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT FUCKING HEARING IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Are they cooking though?

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Well

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I was just listening to a podcast letting the next episode autoplay and they started fucking talking about this girl who used to my Classmate????? whose body they found MURDERED IN THE WOODS A FEW WEEKS AGO????????? I THOUGHT THIS PODCAST WAS ABOUT LIKE WOMEN SHARING STORIES AND LIFE ADVICE

WE SHARED A SOLESIAN HISTORY CLASS FOR 2 YEARS AND EVERYTHING AND MY FRIEND DID A PROJECT WITH HER IN CLERIC CLASS?????????????? THE DESCRIPTION SAID THIS EPISODE WAS GONNA BE ABOUT ROSALYNN'S BATTLE WITH GORGONFERN ADDICTION

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Ranger in the lgbt+ alliance said they read Warrior Sphinxes as a kid i said oh i'm sure

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greatgnomishbaker reblogged nightmarekwing

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Solesians be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Gravalvian war 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in immaculate conceptions 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

🔳 brittaneigh372-deactivated20191131

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a trap that shifted him into the Bottomless Pit. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

📜 heritagescrolls Follow

How did your great grandpa falling into the bottomless pit protect this country

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phantasmalkiller reblogged ourpleworm

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ermm no way some of y'all are still posting about my//clerical//gnomace.... lol 

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?? What did they do??

🪦 phantasmalkiller

look it up yourself, it's not my job to educate you. there's just no way any of y'all should still be supporting them after y'all have seen the drummer's fantasy tweets from 7 years ago and ruben hopclap's leaked track from when he used to make ukelele music. It's not that hard to find an unproblematic band lmao

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🧶 janacats-blog

Anybody else noticed a lot of people in their lives getting... oddly angry lately? Just like, people kinda blowing up over kinda small things, or just people who don't get angry much kind of snapping in a really weird way? I saw my brother get super mad at my other brother for doing like basically nothing the other day, it was weird, he never gets mad like that, and some people at my school I've seen act really weird and mad too. Have any of you guys seen this happen?

Maybe that's also why I keep getting angry anons in my inbox, um.To the person that still keeps sending me asks, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I think i said I thought my cat was cuter than yours, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I didn't think you'd get so mad, I didn't think you'd take it like that, please stop trying to send me curses through my phone. Please. Please. Please. I'm doing badly in my classes because I'm using all my spell slots up for counterspells, please, I'm sorry I said that.Please stop making new blogs I keep blocking them but you keep coming back or there's always another one and I'm sorry, I'n so sorry please stop, please stop, please stop

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alwayshappyhourbruv reblogged orderofevocation

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you guys remember that kid i talked about (friends with the kid in both my clubs) who's running for class president but also keeps going to my dad's steelworker job? Well now there's two of her walking around the school...

📕 orderofevocation Follow

#the principal left and the replacement principal was killed (by her friend) now our principal is a student #i don't even know what's going on at my school anymore #this is why im a fighter man i cannot stand spell casters sometimes #the clone also talks in this accent ive never heard before (sounds vaguely fallinese but that's it) #and has this weird pattern on her pants #Wait how did someone even do that? What spell even is that?

RE: your tags, OP, That sounds like a Simulacrum spell to me. It's absolutely known about and often used by spell casters, of course, but it's also Seventh level... so only someone pretty powerful could've done it. Maybe one of your teachers? Not sure why they'd do that, but I don't go to Aguefort. Maybe learning and casting the spell was an assignment in a Wizard class or something...?

Although, I've never heard of simulacrums having different accents than their originals before. Maybe the spell was a little botched? I'm not sure.

🇬🇧 alwayshappyhourbruv

Why don't yew mind yer own fockin business luv

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Gertie Bladeshield’s adventuring party has spent half the school year listening to her ranting about Fabian (derogatory), the other half ranting about Kristen (affectionate), and can now look forward to a summer of ranting about Kristen (derogatory). Girlie’s got big emotions

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Still thinking about the Ratgrinders who were revived.

Mary Ann, of course, is functionally the same, and we love her for it. She was working for the bad guys because she was shatterstared, now she's not, and she apparently has a thing for Gorgug. She just happily exists with her Quokki Pets and her friends.

But the others... hoo boy.

Ruben doesn't remember anything. How is he gonna go from there? How is he gonna handle losing a year of his life, dodging autographs from people who like music that he didn't make but he also did, and just overall feeling an intense disconnect? Did he run up to Lucy all excited to see her again, not knowing that the last time she saw him was when he was taken over, and he killed her? Does he get weirdly confused whenever someone mentions the name "Wanda Childa?"

Ivy, what about Ivy? She remembers the stuff she did, was it in a haze or was it clear? Does she have times when she's going about her day feeling pretty good about herself, and then she remembers some of the shit she said as a mean girl and starts to feel sick? Does she see Fabian in the halls and immediately go the other way, not because she's scared of him, but because she knows that she kind of deserved what she got? How much of her old personality lines up with the girl who sneered at anything she considered uncool?

And Oisin. Every day, he's reminded of the fact that his actions not only led to several people getting hurt, but his ancestor getting killed. Every day, he has to sit in the same class as Adaine, who he definitely liked but can't face, because the year he finally talked to her was the year when his crush was twisted and corrupted. Does he remember the moment where he helped Kipperlilly kill Buddy with clarity, or is it just a haze? Does he remember toying with Adaine's feelings, and is he hit with a brick-ton of self-hatred whenever she's around? Was that little message a hint of his true self peeking through?

It's. It's a lot. These poor kids. Jesus Christ.

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Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

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i can still hear her voice

[sleepeglitch]

The "if she's the Elven Oracle why didn't she see this coming" joke constantly coming back to bite Adaine in the ass might be the evilest thing Brennan has ever done.

#fhjy spoilers

[sleepeglitch]

Twitch Streamer Mary Ann Skuttle AU

She almost exclusively plays video games, tho sometimes she reviews the quality and cuteness of plushies. Sometimes she updates people on her quokki pet's level or how her personal AC Island looks, or her longest running Stardew Farm. (Maru IS her favorite Stardew marriageable NPC because it reminds her of her "loser boyfriend".)

Sometimes she gets her friends to play games with her on stream, or they're just in the background hanging out. Once when a game comes out that Mary Ann is legit excited for (in her own way) everyone gathers in a little watch party in the background with snacks as they settle in for the Marathon stream about to happen.

If she misses some streams she probably tosses out a simple update about her and her friends being on a quest or something similar that she implies is kinda lame. Her watchers KNOW she's an adventurer but there is never any elaboration.

They also know she has a boyfriend but known VERY little about him.

Loser Boyfriend™️ Confirmed Facts

1. Loser

2. His quokki pets gameplay is trash

3. Also an adventurer ig

4. Plays drums sometimes

5. They officially met when she curb-stomped his ass at a sports tryouts and he got mad. (No elaboration)

6. He made her a switch capable of running ROMhacks and mods.

7. Half-orc. The only times they have ever seen him is once or twice when he wordlessly hands her a mango soda from off screen. They have an entire emote of his hand with the soda bottle they spam sometimes. (#bottleboi)

Which is to say when Gorgug shows up in the background of the stream one day, cause Mary Ann rearranged or was streaming from somewhere else temporarily, people start freaking out.

Mary Ann notices but only comments "yeah, that's my loser boyfriend. Don't worry about it."

THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE MARY ANN!!!

THAT'S GORGUG THISTLESPRING, FAMOUS 4X WORLD SAVING RENOWN ADVENTURER BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL, THE FIRST EVER BARBIFICER IN THE WORLD, AND GODDAMN FAMOUS ROCK STAR.

YOU CALL HIM YOUR LOSER BOYFRIEND?????

"His quokki pets gameplay is trash."

MA'AM-

#mary ann my beloved #fhjy spoilers

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I’m so happy they didn’t keep Ruben dead solely because I know it would break Henry’s heart to hear that his nephew, someone he probably spent the past year worrying about, was dead

#fhjy spoilers #ruben hopclap #henry hopclap #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy

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English added by me :)

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

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it drives me crazy when clothing brands use plus size models that have Little To Nothing up top so it’s 100% impossible to tell if a top or a dress will actually be accommodating to a ton of titty

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