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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

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meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

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rb if you love synth faggot

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i live in a small rural town. i've learned how to accept that my neighbors are liars.

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the new year

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#LITERALLY ME #THIS IS LITERALLY ME #THIS WILL BE ME WHEN I GET MY PLUTONIUM RELATED TATTOO #YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND #normal and definitely not autistic. dont worry about it guys #the radiation got to me thats all

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15-30min meat studies (NOT pixel art !!!!) :-D

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Absolutely need the homies to know i offer up affection at anytime no need to ask and i love pda. Like yes please stand in my personal space and grab my hand while we're walking down the street. Lay your head on my shoulder when we're sitting next to each other and come up for a hug whenever you want

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I can't believe paying minimum wage is like a culturally acceptable thing for bosses to do to their employees

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don’t stop talking about what’s happening

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firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

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in case anyone is wondering, james somerton just uploaded a 30 minute """apology""" vid. not worth watching in my opinion so let me summarize for you:

he opens by telling everyone that he has been in the hospital after a suicide attempt and that the only reason he is still alive is because his dad knew to call 911

spends the rest of the vid pitifully apologizing for "not crediting" other people, like we don't all know that there's a very clear difference between accidentally missing citations and Intentional Plagiarism

throws nick under the bus for the gross things he's said about women and ace people, then makes sure to clarify that he's not trying to throw nick under the bus. ok

then goes on a little tirade about how he lost his best friend (nick) over this :(( and they'd been besties since like 2011 :(( so sad

states multiple times that he's not just upset that he got caught but upset because he didn't realize how many people he was hurting/that he was hurting people at all, which sure is a funny way to ignore all of the people who had confronted him about his plagiarism before only to be met with a harassment campaign led by him

insists that telos wasn't a grift and that he was always planning to deliver

justifies re-opening his patreon because he doesn't want people to get a surprise charge in january...you can also avoid that by deleting your patreon but ok

claims that any estimations of how much money he was making are inaccurate because he lives in toronto where it's very expensive

claims that the Literal Plagiarism "poor citation practices" were the result of the volume of content they were producing because he was forced to make a ton of videos that he didn't actually want to make because his audience wanted him to

no mention of his intentional manipulation of his audience into believing that he is the only queer creator, no mention of how he encouraged his audience to harass people, did not mention any of the stolen creators by name except for vetto russo

thanked hbomb for donating to the people he stole from which is fucking bonkers but ok

that's about it! i just want to be clear: health is not a joke. if james really did attempt, that's bad, and i do hope he makes a full recovery. however, i think it's real fucked up to start your "apology" video with such a blatant grab for pity. i hope he is safe and healthy and far, far away from the internet.

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I genuinely feel like an alien compared to my coworkers when they try to chat with me about things like dating and weight loss. like what are you SAYING about "oh you know it's just so hard to make your man understand the instructions you give him?" why are you trying to connect with me by complaining that you gained 15 pounds? is this how most people form connections in the workplace? i for real do not get it

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calling the cops on an unhoused person for being weird/rude/"scary" in public is so weird to me on such a fundamental level... like even before you get to political beliefs about jail and homelessness, you are beefing with a dude who has to live on the sidewalk. like sorry if he was rude to you dude sorry if he made you uncomfortable but to be fair he lives and sleeps on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if hes being too mentally unwell on the street late at night but like you gotta understand that he lives on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if he seems a little bit "off" today dude i think maybe its because he lives on the fucking goddamn sidewalk

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Ayami Kojima