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having ocs is like she's my daughter. she's my power fantasy. i'm giving her everything i hate about my personality. she's a war criminal. she's never done anything wrong in her life ever. i love her. i hate her. i'm making her life miserable. who did this to her. she's unlikeable but everyone should like her. she's baby. she does cocaine in the bathroom

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𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐋𝐋𝐂 𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 | 𝐝𝐢𝐫. 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢

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31 Days of Horror Marathon 2022 ↪ Day 22: Hell House LLC (2015) dir. Stephen Cognetti

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"this edible ain't shit LMAO"

*ten minutes later, trembling feverishly" "devil! do you dare approach me?? and do not you fear the fierce vengeance of my arm wreaked on your miserable head??? begone, vile insect!! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust! and oh! that i could, with the extinction of your miserable existence, restore those victims whom you have so diabolically murdered!!"

the yellow-eyed daemon i have cobbled together from flesh and alchemical genius: "I expected this reception. all men hate the wretched; how, then, must i be hated, who am miserable beyond all living things! yet you, my creator, detest and spurn me, thy creature, to whom thou art bound by ties only dissoluble by the annihilation of one of us-"

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funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” go

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— There was violence.

— There usually is.

— When's that?

— When I go away.

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PENNY DREADFUL 2.05 “Above the Vaulted Sky”

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If you have been touched by the demon, it’s like being touched by the back hand of God. Makes you sacred in a way, doesn’t it? Makes you unique, with a kind of glory. The glory of suffering, even. Now, here’s my question. Do you really want to be normal?

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Penny Dreadful | Warm Toned Stills

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I’m sorry you feel so unloved. You are a beautiful monster. And there are those who could love you, and shall. Life awaits you.

Eva Green as Vanessa Ives PENNY DREADFUL 2014-2016

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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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Nick Principe as Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull in Laid to Rest (2009) 04/??

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The Djinn - general headcanons

Oodles of thanks and affection to @carpenter-synth for assisting in the refinement of these thoughts (or straight-up giving me some of them). N/SFW below the cut.

If you like museums, do yourself a favor and take him with you. He’s been around a long time, seen a lot of historical events, experienced a lot of different cultures. Who needs a tour guide when you’ve got someone who knows firsthand what the Aztecs smelled like?

Have you ever wanted to wear a large fire opal on your person? You’re in luck! He’ll set The Stone of the Secret Fire in whichever form of jewelry you prefer, as long as it’s touching your skin. Be grateful – he’s spoiling you! He trusts you! He’s claiming you. He might also be making you a prime target for thieves, but don’t worry, he can handle that. 😊

Despite having been… involved with humanity fairly frequently throughout its history, he’s never really been immersed in it before, and he’s certainly never needed to worry much about passing. You’re going to have to teach him to human at a deeper level than mimicry, especially in this day and age. He’ll be more resistant to some things than others (he’ll love most technology), and you’ll never get him to truly care about social constructs, but do your best.

If your family/friends/coworkers happen to meet him before you were ready, he will not hesitate to introduce himself as your boyfriend, despite any instructions you may have given him to the contrary. He wants to watch with a smile as you squirm under the interrogation that follows – why didn’t you tell us about this handsome man in your life? He’s so charming, where’d you find him?? Oh look how sweet and affectionate he is, stop saying he’s evil incarnate, how mean -

He’s so sick of being cooped up in that gem – yes, he’s got that grand evil scheme to carry out, BUT… maybe he just wants to stretch his legs for a bit. He’s been away for a while, maybe he wants to see how the world has changed in his absence, take in some sights, indulge in a little luxury… maybe he wants to hang around and play house with you. So what? You’re not allowed to judge him, human.

You may find his newly-acquired hobby of smoking to be a bit of an annoyance – at least you don’t have to pay for them (he can poof them into existence, with your help of course), but the smell isn’t great, etc. He will need to be reminded that his human form is susceptible to things like emphysema and lung cancer. Maybe try getting him to switch to vaping? (It won’t work – it’s the fire he likes.)

Speaking of habits – he’s highly adaptable and quick to learn, and will pick up more than a few of those, plus mannerisms and lingo. If you play your cards right, this process can help humanize him in a good way. (He may bolt awake in the middle of the night, panicking about having been “corrupted by humanity” or whatever, but he’ll be fine.)

Make no mistake – the fact that he usually prefers to use his high charisma stat to get his way doesn’t mean he’s weak physically. He’s especially strong in his true form, and could throw you across the room if he wanted. He’s perfectly capable of picking you up, holding you down, etc. Plenty of opportunities to be mandjinnhandled.

Does he know how a human body works? Of course, he’s had eons to learn, and he’s observant. No matter what formation your parts come in, he knows how to get you up and running. Or purring, or gasping, or moaning, or screaming. He likes to calmly observe as he gets you more and more wound up. It’s so easy: do this, touch here, say that – human gets aroused.

Knowledge is one thing; with experience, he’s truly lethal. He’s desperately hungry to learn what you like, specifically. Show him what you want - or don’t, and let him figure it out. He might enjoy that more.

Despite his overall understanding of humans, he hasn’t spent a lot of time inhabiting a human form, especially in this context. He’ll discover that he’s at the mercy of his current biology for better or worse; that rush of endorphins he gets when you kiss him like that? Nice. Do it again. He’ll treat it like an experiment, curiously exploring the chemical reactions of this form. What else can you make him feel?

The horns/tentacles he has coming out of his head in his true form are rather sensitive; stroke them or twirl them around your fingers and you’ll have him purring. It seems transferable to human form, too: massage or rake your nails over his scalp, run your fingers through his hair, tug on it – you’ll drive him crazy.

The veneer of charm that he puts on along with his human suit falls away when he reverts to his djinn form – in the bedroom, he’ll become more animalistic, less gentle. He is aware that he’s bigger and sharper that way, and he still maintains control so he doesn’t hurt you (unless you want him to), but he can get rough. You’ll be patching up tooth-and-claw marks later.

A relationship is a learned behavior for him, and having sex with you is a habit he picks up that turns into a hobby he enjoys, despite the difference in species. (It’s more fun for him in his human form, due to increased chemical and physical compatibility.) It probably started because of curiosity, or possessiveness, or even just well, I have you, I might as well play with you the way humans do.

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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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saying “there’s no word for what he is” about hannibal is so dramatic. yes there is he’s european