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Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals In Western Art History

this is perfect, just see the whole post.

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how many star in the sky

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i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

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This drink I like it. Another!

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 ”I work as a card dealer in Las Vegas, and this is my uniform. As you can imagine, people are constantly disrespectful. Just this week, here are some interactions I’ve had:

"You’re tits are so fucking nice"

"I don’t think that’s appropriate for you to say"

"Why not? That’s what you’re here for. You have nice tits so I should be able to say that. It’s not like I said they were bad"

"Can I take a picture of you?"

"I would prefer not"

"I was being nice by asking you. Now I’m just going to stand over there and zoom in"

"Fuck. Your body is so nice. How much do you weigh? I love your legs. Your boobs are so fat and your hair probably smells great. You’re so full figured and voluptuous…"

"I appreciate what you’re trying to say, but I don’t think what you’re saying is really complimenting"

"Those are really nice compliments. Believe me, girls love when I compliment them like that."

"(While a coworker was walking away) "hold on. I just want to watch her ass"

"That’s kind of rude"

"If you didn’t want guys to stare at you then you shouldn’t have decided to wear those outfits. You guys just need to deal with it"

"The worst part is that I am not allowed to walk away from my table, and because I’m in customer service my ability to speak my mind to these people is severely limited. Really, the most I can do is make one or two remarks about being inappropriate and if they don’t shut up, I just have to deal with it."

Submission from Kristin Kislowski

"But What Was She Wearing?" is a project documenting what street harassment really looks like. Submit your own to [email protected] or via tumblr.

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In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

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I let a sloth take a selfie on my phone in the amazon.

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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Teaching my kitten to play the keyboard!

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SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the great hall.

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i want to punch a wall

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"For us, it was a small little idea and the idea of it was about creating a character for young girls who might have grown up like myself or like my nieces and my nephews too, who represent a certain minority that is completely misunderstood. So a little of it was about that. but also changing the face of what it looks like to be a hero.”

Sana Amanat, editor and co-creator of Kamala Khan, discusses Kamala Khan as Ms. Marvel on Independent Sources Covers Diversity in Comics at NYCC

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Straight Boy: Hey sexy, nice tits ;)

Woman: Leave me alone

Straight Boy: Smh women need to learn how to take a compliment..

Gay Guy: Hey there handsom-

Straight Boy: EUW FUCKING GAY you pervert fag! disgusting!

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thanks watsonsdick for the template ;)