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he's a sopping wet paper bag. to me.

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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

#abc 3 babey

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Forget "Mr. Bonzo's On His Way," my favorite tune in The Magnus Protocol is Sam playing Alice like a fiddle on repeat.

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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#idrc but i make fun of people close to me that get it wrong lmao

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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I feel represented by Jon Sims as a tired five-foot-nothing autistic bastard man with significantly graying hair at 28.

Also as a biromantic ace, but that's secondary.

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what we know about mr bonzo so far:

his teeth are not soft

his skin is sagging and sweaty

homeowner

contractor for the uk government

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anon prompt: Jon and Martin meet Mr Bonzo

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which is more bisexual:

tommy "im bicurious so i can say like a fifth of it. hear that you 'ggots?" innit

or

whatever charlie slimecicle has been up to in 2024

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happy birthday to media <33333

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Jonmartin

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which is definitely not an omen

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Bothering the beast

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flashing neon sign that says I LOVE MY ALIVE GAY GOTH SON

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Witch Jon is the reason Martin getting gray hair... Based on @samwise1548 lovely sketch! Look at this! How cute they are!

Thank you again for sending me this! 💚

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️