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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games

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we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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@charlottan sorry i immediately thought of tomorrow the public must crawl

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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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hi

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she will be famous forever

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Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

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