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jazz-induced psychosis

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

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i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.

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duckling. petal. darling. the smallest little dove in the known universe. likely cries at sunrises -> unkillable office dominatrix from hell. will feast on my raw oozing bone marrow and will make me thank them for it. pictures taken less than 24 hours apart

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why can't sundays just last forever

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not now sweetie mommys in her coffin

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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

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theory: fortnite dancing is good for kids

reasoning: for a lot of kids exercise is boring. fortine dancing isnt

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

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remember that time we got new ryan ross photos in 2023. he should do that again

#RYAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

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POINT AND LAUGH

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the years come and go yet his girlypop nature remains forever

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riff with patrick 3/30/24: pete 'genuinely' checking in with patrick who is still a little sick

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fall out boy tumblr is crazy cuz one mutual will be like dni rpf freaks and then the next mutual is like i have got to get a better computer for my peterick flower crown edits

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No