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Yes we can!

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Ok, legit, 2 things. What on my profile or page makes anyone think I want a fuckin mistress? I don't. Stop messaging me about being a "godess". Just stop seriously. Also why the shit is everybody in the "sissy community" so into hating white people and talking about eradicating the white race by only breeding white bitches with black men and making all white men into sissies against their will so they can't breed at all? Like being racist to white people is not being racist. What? You think that thinking like the enemy makes you better? You really think that's how it works? Do you really believe that fighting fire with fire, in this type of case, will make the world better? Do you really believe that thinking like the kkk would make the world better for anyone? Because, if you do, you might as well be a nationalist or "patriot", Which is code for nazi (and not even a good code).

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Yes! Let me see em!

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Another one!

I just added myself!!!

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Yes. Sorry, but, not yet.

A Note to Minors:

I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:

1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.

2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.

3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.

4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.

5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.

If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.

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Makeup for Beginners

aka “I’m a 22 year old newb and needed to find some resources”. Here’s what I’ve found so far that has really helped me! Lots of these are youtube tutorials; I find it more helpful to see someone doing it rather than just reading about it.

General:

Makeup Starter Kit Guide

How to Apply Makeup for Beginners

18 Makeup Tips for Beginners

Easy Beginners Makeup - Drugstore

Simple Everyday Makeup Tutorial

Makeup for Beginners 101: Intro and Essential Items

Beginners Makeup Bag (with TONS are helpful links in video)

Makeup Mistakes We All Make

10 Beauty Mistakes I Used to Make

Makeup Mistakes Black Women Commonly Make

13 Beauty Hacks

Makeup Trends We’re Ditching in 2015 (hilarious)

Specific:

Eyes:

9 Different Eyeliner Looks

How to Make Your Eyes Look Bigger

Beginner Eye Makeup Tips and Tricks

Easy Ways to Use Liquid Eyeliner

Eye Shape x, x, x

Face:

How to Cover Acne & Scars

How to Apply Foundation

Best Foundations for Women of Color

How to Find Your Undertones

Blush for Face Shapes

Make Your Nose Look Smaller with Contouring

Lips:

How to Wear a Dark Lip/Finding Your Tone

Matte Lip Routine

Brows:

Eyebrow Tutorial

Perfect Eyebrow Tutorial

Tools:

Breakdown of Brushes

Youtube Channels:

TheMakeupChair

Chanel Boateng

Makeup Game On Point

Michelle Phan

Blogs:

Makeuploversunite

makeuptips-blog

makeupartistsofcolour (half makeup, half informational)

Cruelty Free Brands:

Hard Candy

N.Y.C.

e.l.f.

Lush

Wet n Wild

bh cosmetics

Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics

Impulse Cosmetics

Urban Decay

illamasqua

Melt Cosmetics

Sugarpill

Colourpop

Kat Von D

Anastasia

NARS

Smashbox

*Important Note: Some of these brands may or may not be sold in other countries that require animal testing by law in order for the products to be sold, but I don’t have the time to research animal testing laws outside the US as well as what brands sell in those countries. So I’m leaving this one up to you. 

Okay, this has been in my drafts for at least 3 months now. Time to roll it out! Keep in mind, these are videos/bloggers that helped me specifically and there may be some videos/links that aren’t as useful to you. That’s okay! I recommend you get lost in the beauty blogger side of youtube at some point, it’s a lot of fun and you never know what you’ll find!

And on a last note of disclaimer: I don’t follow the personal lives/twitter feed/rumors about anyone in these videos. I don’t know if someone is problematic or not, I am simply recommending the video.

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Select your Bra set hon!! 😍

Bra Set Catalogue No.1

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Ok I don't know what would make anybody think in into women in any way. Especially some kind of domme thing. I get 100 messages a day from fake domms. Or bots or whatever.

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I love this idea

One Word Spells

These are actually really fun to make so I made a few of my own. (They’re like spoken sigils! :D)

Protenox: (pro-teh-noks)

PROTECT (english) + NOX (latin: night)

Offers protection and comfort for those who are scared of the dark/night and the monsters hiding under their bed and in their closet

Protection at night, in the dark, and while sleeping

Protects against “dark” things

Works best when holding comfort object (teddy bear, lucky charm, the gun under your pillow, etc) and visualizing a protective bubble around oneself

Beructitatio: (behr-ook-tih-tat-ee-oh)

BERUHIGEN (german: soothe) + ACTIVE (english) + COGITATIO (latin: thought)

To soothe an active mind, to calm your thoughts. Essentially telling your brain to stfu or take a chill pill.

Calm anxiety/stress

Fight off intrusive thoughts

Decrease insomnia caused by an overactive mind

Stop thinking so much about That One Thing

Lunceudor: (loon-kooh-dor)

LUNE (french: moon) + BERCEUSE (french: lullaby) + DORMIR (french: sleep)

Kinda like asking the moon to sing you to sleep.

Fall asleep quicker

Sleep at night

Decrease insomnia

Works best with calming music and visible moonlight or an object nearby associated with the moon

Voikeindillas: (vuah-kyn-dee-yuhz)

VOIR (french: see) + KEIN (german: not any) + ARDILLAS (spanish: squirrels)

See no squirrels, referencing the easily-distracted “Squirrel!” jokes. Especially useful for ADHD-ers.

Improve focus

Decrease distractibility

Also works literally if you just really hate squirrels

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Yep

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Ooo let's see

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you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

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Hail Cardiel

John Cardiel, of course. Anti Hero ad from June 1998.

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Hitori Kakurenbo (Hide and Seek Alone)

This is a game from Japanese legends that is used to call something from a different realm.

To play the game you need: (this varies) a doll, rice to fill the doll, scissors and nail-clippers (they are used to cut hair and nails from your body to add to the doll) a needle with red thread, glass of salt water and finally a sharp instrument to stab the doll with.

How to play:

Cut open doll, replace stuffing with rice

Sew back doll with read thread and bind it

Name the doll

Wait till 3AM (make sure you are alone at home)

Fill sink/tub with water then turn off all lights

When ready to start say: “(your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it.”

Drop the doll in the water and go into another room to count to ten and go back into where the doll is

Pick of the doll and say: “(Dolls name) I found you!” Stab the doll. Then say “Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it!”

Hide!!!

The doll will supposedly come looking for you, if you are found, something bad will happen to you. When you are ready to quit playing, fill your mouth with the salt water and spit it onto the doll. Then burn the doll.

Like most legends, there is variation to the purpose of the game. Some say the spirit you are calling is a demon and some believe it to be an Earth spirit. This game has many variations and different tweaks depending on where and who you hear it from.

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Ok so, I see a lot of sissy and trans sex stuff that's all about this black cock shit. Black cock is fine. But, so is brown cock and white cock and shit. If we want racism to stop, then we need to just stop. Straight the fuck up. You don't cure racism by fetishizing race. In either direction. Fucking African americans is not kinky. You're just a racist.

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Hmmm come all over you huh?

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

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Expose us! We need it!