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Helloooo I am back— like, fully!

Please enjoy a little self indulgent doodle as I get back in the saddle (mechanic butch forgot her lunch, and her femme sweetheart brought it to her at the shop. Thinking about following this one up with some, ah…lunch break fun :3)

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My most controversial opinion: Rechargeable and battery-powered sex toys can all go to hell. I don't want another fucking cord, plug, and charging base to store and/or lose. I don't want to deal with battery capacity degrading over time. I don't want to have to remember to store toys with the batteries removed. And I certainly don't want to run out of charge while jerkin' it! Plug that thing into a wall outlet with a 9 foot cord like God intended and go to town.

#CORRECT!!!! #and maybe it’s bc I’m a cheapskate and buy low-end ones but all my battery/recharge vibrators are weak

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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steal my lewk here:

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806185008430.html?spm=a2g0o.order_list.order_list_main.16.c8731802KTsZvP&gatewayAdapt=glo2usa

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new dress so hot

#i need to figure out the bra situation because under no circumstances can i go braless and i can't wear a bra with this either #thinking boob tape

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One of my favorite dirty story-writers updated!!!!

I can no longer read stories set in schools; they no longer turn me on. But the rest is PREMIUM GOOD

#noncon cw #fanfiction recommendations #not fanfiction but I don’t have a regular fiction tag

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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?

god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath

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Ooooh my favorite gay bar downtown has a gay ladies night and I want to go but idk if the kind of woman I like goes to bars :(

“How Soon Is Now” but the TaTu cover version but real life

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Tha scale of turning repellent politics into sex LARP-

Broke: no gods yes masters

Woke: the Arsonist PhilosophyTube is hot but only because he’s fictional. Real fascists aren’t hot at all and I’m not just saying that for woke points. Idk I’m just not into what they’re offering so far. Besides, Rotha and Codreanu have been dead for a long time, obviating the need for an internal ethical horny crisis

Bespoke: Harmony Severance’s only crime was not fingerbanging Helly

I’m like a goth/fujo version of that guy whose sexual obsession is blonde women buying Wonder Bread and chopping down trees

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There’s something inherently sexual and sadomasochistic about the banalities of capitalism

I’m like a goth/fujo version of that guy whose sexual obsession is blonde women buying Wonder Bread and chopping down trees

#it’s a more abstract version of leftists who are really into D/s #you want to fuck a woman pretending to be a cop. I want to fuck the embodiment of capitalism

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I’m like a goth/fujo version of that guy whose sexual obsession is blonde women buying Wonder Bread and chopping down trees

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Vincent Price - Laura (1944)

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time to have evil sex with my villain wife

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uhhhhhhhhhhh......

#those laminate floors ruin it #they’re a worse punishment than being in horny jail

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Update in my husbands rivalry with dev Patel, finally went to the movies to watch monkey man and halfway through dev patel takes his shirt off and he pulls his phone out and starts showing me shirtless pictures of himself, insane.

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I love a clean-cut old fashioned weirdo with something terribly terribly wrong with them, sexually

#I’m high as hell and Scarecrow Batman could get it #maybe this is an extension of my narcissism #bc that’s also me