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lol is this tasteless a celebration of double chins and petty crime (not all are mugshots FYI. i didn't include any really dodgy crimes. a depressing amount really were just "theft between $50 and $500.")

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@juninhotem100 disappointingly, this is everything i found

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the pastor from the gym video, from a tiktok live of all things

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almost every photo of this guy is him holding a giant cake. after the beach photo the date range is 2020 to 2023

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rejoice, etc

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i'm torn because i don't want to send a load of horny weirdos over to what some random dad thinks is a funny joke, but at the same time if he's a horny weirdo who'd love the encouragement i definitely want to credit him i don't speak his language but i thiiink i've fallen on the side of "he's a horny weirdo" so https://www.youtube.com/@LucianoSilva-om7lc/videos

still. i'm sure you'll see why i was confused about everything

i thought it was wild enough that he was roleplaying hose inflation like this, but the spurt of water at the end? masterful theatre.

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i thought it was wild enough that he was roleplaying hose inflation like this, but the spurt of water at the end? masterful theatre.

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what. i mean. what. https://www.youtube.com/@LucianoSilva-om7lc/featured

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i don't even know

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i think this might be exactly what it looks like it is, but it can't be, can it?

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A frankly rude amount of preachers are losing weight lately, but if the workout videos become a thing I'll forgive it.

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the choice to use the very distant footage when he's on his back is homophobic a commenter notes "he is getting old too soon" to get *so* fat at 24 when nearly everyone else in your category is a chiselled beast is quite a choice

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holy shit someone recorded it from the other side of the referee, happy days The guy in red is 28, the guy in blue is 24, they're both competing in the 100kg+ category. Red guy is listed at around 110kg. Blue guy was in the 90kg category a few years ago, which means he grew fast. Mysteriously I could not find any hints about blue guy's actual weight. More concerned comments: "You can be the leader of your weight without going overboard"

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why would you make your athletes get real fat and then make them wear this bizarrely slutty take on judo gear if you weren't trying to make a point about how hot it was

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oh my god i'm into sports i legit just clicked on this dude cause i thought his face was beautiful turns out he is really forcing his way up through the weight categories the OG video is incredibly zoomed out and the referee was in the way the whole time, which is ass because it's got way better placement for the thinner combatants one commenter notes "some of these warriors are ripened and ready to upgrade to sumo"

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a spectacular dadbod from a bizarre cookery and pranks channel

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3/3 yeah there's no need for this to be a 4 minute clip, but still, he lost the weight so savour what we've got