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silverstars87 · 7 days
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silverstars87 · 7 days
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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silverstars87 · 24 days
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silverstars87 · 28 days
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girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head
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silverstars87 · 1 month
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we've done it again folks
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silverstars87 · 1 month
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“Shouldn’t my insurance pay for it if you ordered it?”- patient exasperated about the cost of a necessary but uncovered test. Welcome to America, where insurers without medical training determine what service is medically necessary.
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silverstars87 · 1 month
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I bet this is in Connecticut.
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silverstars87 · 1 month
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This is so Australian I love it.
For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last women's soccer world cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia.
Now Sam up until now has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
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violence:
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drinking your own urine:
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or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
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Contrasting all this, Sam's image as something of a squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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silverstars87 · 1 month
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it’s time
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silverstars87 · 2 months
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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silverstars87 · 2 months
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THIS!!
THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN
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silverstars87 · 2 months
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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silverstars87 · 2 months
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I reminded my husband that the valentines for M’s class were in the front pocket of her backpack & to tell the teachers.
Guess what she came home with.
But I get told I’m an asshole if I let them know via a message on the app.
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silverstars87 · 2 months
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Expander fills are done. I’m a 36C now.
71 days until implants & getting my Fallopian tubes out.
They never worked anyway, so byeeeeeee.
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silverstars87 · 2 months
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silverstars87 · 2 months
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via peopleiveloved
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