"You’re what I love. You’re the only reason I have any of this. You believed in me, and you supported me. You make me happy—happier than I ever thought I could be. Without you, I wouldn’t be anything. You’re what keeps me going. You’re my Verizon-Chipotle-Exxon.”
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Today is the day we say goodbye to Parks and Recreation. We are not ready for this so we are just going to stay angry, we find that it relaxes us.
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Who was Monty? Monty was the personification of motivation, determination and resolve. He was the man who never slowed down, who always wanted his life to be efficient, quick and as productive as possible. To those of you that never knew Monty, it might be hard to imagine to what extent of this I...
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Amiibos are driving me crazy!! Must have them all!!
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RIP Grandpa Frank, you were always there for us as we got older. You have been struggling for struggling for quite some time now and I'm glad you've finally found peace. We're all going to miss you Papa, I love you.
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Thank you Nintendo!! October 3rd can’t come soon enough!! Edit: Gave my codes away already FYI
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
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me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*
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