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they took my fucking hair

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sometimes m/f ships are gay. this is often the case actually

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They fucking animated him stimming and didn't add like a punchline or anything. Like that specific stim is near identical to what I do only when I'm sure I'm alone. And here's a guy just doing it to hype himself up. I need a moment

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ineed skateboard phighting so bad like "watch this trick!" well why don't I watch you in bed boy. Get on your knees

#im gonna start making a collection of this genre of blocky post

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you arent going to be capable of any meaningful kind of solidarity with anyone if your response to new perspectives or information is to pretend you already knew.

if you cant say things like “i hadnt thought about it that way” or “thats a good point” (or even, god forbid “thanks for checking me on that”) when theyre appropriate, consider whether youre actually interested in developing your understanding or if youre just invested in your political self image.

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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

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self shippers (me) listening to cutesy upbeat love songs while thinking about the worst most sadistic evil person ever (my beloved f/o)

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New GLITCH TADC image!!!

#THEWAY THAT OYU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELEMD!!!!!!!1!11!!11!!1 #<- used to be a one direction fan

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Do computers get heavier when you download stuff onto them?

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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

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need.

#i need them....to EXPLODE!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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So true

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regina spektor is a violent zionist, but i don't think it's constructive or honest at all for people to be like "well her art was always bad anyway." some terrible people have made great art. This idea that artists with unsavory morals can't make good art (1) only feeds into some people's mindset that if they dislike something, that MUST mean there is something ideologically wrong with it, and (2) some people then take longer to realize the true colors of their favorite artists because... good artists can't be ethically bad right?? and so they hang on to their faves and pretend they are so righteous and defend their every move when sometimes. sometimes you just gotta accept that your favorite art was made by somebody you don't agree with, and you have to identify how much you are willing to support someone like that and what lines you have that can't be crossed