I once tried to make a list of every single major injury the Doctor had ever gotten in every story I've watched/listened to/read, and I was immediately overwhelmed by the amount of shit this wet paper bag of a Time Lord went through.
Like guys I tried so hard, and the list got so long! But damn it, the amount of injuries/illnesses/possessions/etc this guy has gone through is too immense.
Like he got possessed? Again? By whom?
He's been infected with some sort of pathogen? Which one?
He's been tied up again? Regular manacles or in strappado?
He's been shot? Normal gun or time reaver or whatever horrible thing you can think of?
Stabbed? How many times this time?
He lost a limb? Which one? Was it his legs again this time? Or another hand?
Is one of his hearts poisoning him?
Has he been drugged and abducted again?
How many times have they been burned for witchcraft?
How many times have they been put on the rack?
Was he put through so much pain that he fell unconscious again?
Don't even talk about that one time he got beheaded; that audio sucked ass.
Did his brain get fried by an electromagnetic pulse?
Was he exposed to the full rays of the sun without SPF?
Has he been stuck in a time bubble for so long that he's forgotten who he is?
Does he have nerve damage again?
Did they have a heart attack?
Did they experience regenerative collapse?
Is he suffering through his symbiotic link to a a weak and dead TARDIS?
Was he stuck in his TARDIS for 10 years after being irradiated, unable to get to the console and about to regenerate?
I need to just end this post here, or I'll be adding things to the list for hours.
do you think nine ever called rose charley. do you think fifteen ever called ruby rose & charley. do you think two & jamie ever called zoe victoria. do you think dodo was ever called susan. do you think amy was ever called donna. do you think
that was actually such a sweet speech the doctor did for victoria
also
THE DOCTOR HAD A LONG CAPE IN THIS AND HASNT SPUN AROUND LIKE A SILLY BILLY AND IM GONNA BE SAD IF HE DOESNT DO IT THIS ENTIRE STORY
sorry for the shit photo posting this for @simmaster and any other twojamies. crazy thing to say. (12 doctors 12 stories: the nameless city by michael scott)