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I feel like Justified by Kacey Musgraves HAS to be in season 3 - it fits a little too well 🤔

#bridgerton #polin #bridgerton season 3 #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton

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LISA SWALLOWS LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

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It’s so weird looking at historical hockey stats for trends, because Wayne Gretzky is basically Spiders Georg.

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kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little

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“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” 

(via)

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the thing about knuxouge is that knuckles fits every relationship trope. he’s her scary dog privileges. he’s her bi wife. he’s her golden retriever. he’s her respect women juice drinking himbo. he’s everything. he’s just ken.

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he went to a wolf and bear conservatory in yellowstone. “it was everything i thought it would be and more”

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Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

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LEGALLY BLONDE: Elle + Emmett + moments

requested by @allthepurpleroses

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iz fandom content: when zim is faced with answering for his war crimes, he rebels instead and becomes a revolutionary working against the evil empire which spawned him

iz episodes: these two guys turn into bologna

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for my fellow solitaireheads

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Voldemort: *fires a spell at Harry and misses*

Harry: strike one

Voldemort, firing another spell: that’s not how this works!

Harry: strike two! One more and you’re out

Voldemort, under his breath: fuck

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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SETTING THE STAGE FOR A HEROES PARAAAAAADE

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed