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If humans were kept as pets by another species, we wouldn’t be allowed to eat a lot of stuff we normally eat because it’s bad for our health.

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The first person to have two world records must have infinite records (first person to have two records; first person to have three records; and so on).

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People pay thousands for genetically inferior in-bred dogs, while genetically superior mixed-gene dogs are cheap

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HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

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working in retail

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Semi short arm tutorial

#save 4 later

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The point isn’t to date someone who likes all the exact same things as you but to date somebody who isn’t a complete fuck and won’t mock you or your interests just because you don’t share them

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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I’m not a tit for tat person. Don’t care if it took you 5 hours to respond. Probably been busy. Texting you back right away cuz I’m available n I miss you.

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Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

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Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

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“Where are you” has probably never been asked in sign language

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Why do anons keep on sending me beautiful compliments and confessions only for me to never hear from them again and have no way of finding out who they are? Like what kinda hell is this

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My mom would beat my ass if i used her pans for this

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A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)