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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

#meme #-loudly tries to resurrect blog-

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ugh, never mind, I hate her origin story

tfw the new character reminds you of an old muse and you wanna write her

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unl0ckd replied to your post: tfw the new character reminds you of an old muse...

borderlands nisha amirite

NISHA DESERVED BETTER

#unl0ckd

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tfw the new character reminds you of an old muse and you wanna write her

#fuck me

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listen to my voice, hear my words, and forget i said anything

             Angela looked up at Rein over her cup of coffee before taking a long sip of her coffee. “Is this how you’re going to start every bit of gossip that you want to share now?” She teased, unable to hide her grin. Reinhardt was the best storyteller of the group, so when he decided to share gossip it was a sight to behold.

#iron-hardt

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❛   chilling adventures of sabrina sentence starters ↳ 100+ starters from the first five episodes of the netflix show

episode 1 ( october country ) 

i thought it was weird too

i didn’t know you were a fan of horror movies

who doesn’t enjoy a good scare every now and again ?

you seem very scared 

you’re not from around here, are you ?

their angry spirits have haunted the woods ever since

rabbit’s feet, under your pillow tonight, you’ll sleep like the dead

you’re only supposed to start missing things after you say goodbye to them, right ?

you’re suggesting a witch hunt ?

human blood is always preferable, so, the timing couldn’t be more perfect

that sounds like a dream

that sounds ominous

there’s nothing we can’t handle, as long as we’re being honest with each other

i know it’s a lot to take in

listen to my voice, hear my words, and forget i said anything 

the witching hour ? ooh, spooky 

they’re jealous of you

i heard you calling, so i came 

he hasn’t defiled you, has he ?

praise satan

it is our sacred duty and honor to serve the dark lord

calm down, your blood pressure !

what’s the point? i don’t even know why i bother.

witches without covens are easy pickings

we haven’t had long pig for dinner in ages

Keep reading

#memes

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#Angie things

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the only valid form of cardio is riding dick

#iironhardt

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#tbt

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iron-hardt‌:

The frantic banging at his cottage door was enough, finally, to drag him in to wakefulness. The shafts of sunlight that had managed to creep in around the edges of the curtains told him it was much later in the day than he usually slept but regardless he still couldn’t bring himself to regret what had felt like a blissful eternity of fitful dozing, drifting lazily in and out of sleep while the sun outside rose high overhead and the forge in his work shed sat silent and cold. No, all of his regret was reserved exclusively for the awkward, hazy fog of recollections from the night before, slipping its mortifying little tendrils in to probe at the edges of his waking thoughts.

Oh, shit.

 Propelled by sheer blossoming horror he dragged himself to his feet, rising from where he’d passed out for the night in the middle of the living room floor. This in itself wasn’t terribly unusual; the throw rug he kept in front of the hearth was both enormous and luxuriantly plush for exactly this reason. For appearance’s sake he did have a small bed, but he doubted it could even support the weight of his man-shape, to say nothing of his other form. 

“Just a minute!” He called as the frantic banging at his door began again. Out of a heady mixture of spite and trepidation he took his time pulling on a pair of dirty trousers, and dispensed with the notion of a shirt altogether. He didn’t have one at hand and in lieu of searching he instead stretched expansively, groaning with something almost like pleasure as the stiffness of the morning started to fade from his aging bones. His reverie was short lived, however, interrupted by a sudden series of needle-sharp pains in his back as the flex and stretch of too much muscle split open the only partially-healed wounds from the night before. He really was getting old. A decade ago these would have been gone by sunrise, nothing to mark their place except the shiny pinkness of fresh new skin.

The discovery of these scratches on his back rattled free a few more memories of the night before, but it wasn’t all bad news. He had remembered screaming, but these little wounds - And he knows instantly what they are, without even bothering to look- are a small measure of comfort. He smiles wryly to himself as the knot of dread in his guts eases, loosened by this little scrap of evidence that his dear little witch had enjoyed their moonlit frolic.

Perhaps enough so that she would be willing to keep his little secret. Perhaps maybe even enough for a repeat performance, if he is very, very lucky. 

But first things first, he must deal with his unexpected guest. It would not do to get too ahead of himself.

“Angela! What a surprise!” It was mostly a lie, and an unconvincing one at that, but his shoulders had slumped with relief as soon as he had glimpsed the telltale glow of her cornsilk hair through the crack in the door. He could not help but notice, as he threw the door wide, that she still had a a few scraps of lichen  and a single tiny dried oak leaf caught in it.

“I was just about to make something to eat. Would you care to join me..?”

             Terror and worry were rattling in her head as she heard the stirring inside of the blacksmith’s home. Reinhardt was unbelievably strong, but they were both inebriated and Angela had no idea how the would have affected him if he ran into anything. Though, as his sleepy, rumbly voice was making her calm, somewhat. More than that, it made her start thinking about that evening. There were so many strange gaps. It seemed like she spent the entire evening with Reinhardt, but she swore there was too much fur, too many teeth, claws....               The door opening pulled Angela from her thoughts. His tone seemed warm and inviting, which put her further at ease as she took several steps forward and pressed her face into his bare chest. The dark and warmth helped her head as she further melted into him. “Breakfast sounds wonderful.” She mumbled against his skin, a soft sigh escaping her. She could worry about the memory gaps later. For now, she wanted breakfast. 

#iron-hardt #It's short BUT #CUTE

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Witch!Mercy and Familiar!Genji because @sfeertheorist is very good at catching my interest on twitter

#I need someone to write this with #cause hot damn #tbt

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why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

#Just Angie things

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rendezvousaveclamort‌:

“I am pretty sure that it flows through my veins.”

She buried her face in the cup, looking over the rim of that mug at the medic. How the hell did the two of them even end up not killing each other in the first place? Maybe it was Rein’s fault. 

“But overnighting is the way to go. So… think we can get more of this goodness brewed? It is the best healing a sniper can get.”

             “That was a month’s supply that we went through in a week. Has Rein been drinking it too?” She really wanted to brew another pot, but she didn’t know if there was enough dust at the bottom of the can to even sniff. “I should take that as an insult if I wasn’t dependant on the damn stuff myself. We’re dry unless we can find some close....” She dragged her phone from her pocket and quickly tapped away, glad that Athena could interpret her haphazard typing.

#rendezvousaveclamort #Tiiiiired. I've been helping my friend get ready for dragon con. #Hbu?

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❛ And when were you planning on telling me? ❜

             Angela groaned, rubbing her head as she finished off the accused cup of coffee. “I didn’t know you were so fond of heavily caffeinated coffee. It explains why I ran out so quickly.” She flicked the now empty can, trying not to grumble about the fact she was out of her favorite coffee now. “Overnighting coffee isn’t that extreme, right?”

#-casually goes for something semi silly- #rendezvousaveclamort

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sometimes I remember that Angela wears this for her training and I go !!

#I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SO MUCH #TOO CUTE #temp mercy tag

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#temp mercy tag #Angie on her vacation with Rein and Hanzo but they're off fishing or being thrown in the water #And by being thrown in the water I mean Rein chucking Hanzo out to sea like a football.