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One of my big pet peeves is Flagophiles. 

Like dude...you get your jimmy’s all rustled over a shitty piece of printed fabric being burnt, while it simultaneously caresses your grundle, because you got a deal on flag boxers from Target?

You, sir, have been brainwashed by corporate America into believing a piece of fabric that stands for invisible borders, is worth anything. Good job. 

memorial day moodboard ❤️ fuck the troops

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want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

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I know this will bother unhealed adults, but the real world, more often than not, does give you second chances and do overs. Very rarely are things set in stone. And people, especially young people, deserve to know that. Because lording the idea that they can never mess up, even once, does a lot more damage than good.

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see I WOULD have thought that the Cruella movie spoilers I’ve seen here were for sure fake, but I’ve learned my lesson from “Mr. Mime is doused in gasoline and burned alive” and “Palpatine fucks”

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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

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Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

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Destiny 2: Season of Dawn [2019]

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If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

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sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

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spring is just like *wildly oscillates between feeling a gut-wrenching melancholy and happily basking in the sun like a cat*

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Viewing the Red Planet : This artist’s concept shows an astronaut on Mars, as viewed through the window of a spacecraft. (via NASA)

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Grand Finale: One of Cassini’s Last Dives : This illustration imagines the view from NASA’s Cassini spacecraft during one of its final dives between Saturn and its innermost rings. (via NASA)

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They stole everything from the Pagans because they were unoriginal as fuck and then killed, imprisoned and tried to convert them to hide the fact that they were unoriginal as fuck. 

“Miracle” is just another word for magic. “Prayer” is just another word for spell.