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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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occasional posts from users

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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“I'm a plebeian (in case you couldn't tell, CICERO)” just made me snort-laugh.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Publius Clodius Pulcher and I have long ebony black hair (when I'm sneaking into the Bona Dea rite) with purple streaks and red tips and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Sempronia the conspirator (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm related to Clodia Metelli but I wish I wasn't because she's a major fucking hottie. My brother's a witch, and we're in the senate in Rome where I'm a tribune of the plebs. I'm a plebeian (in case you couldn't tell, CICERO) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black toga with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking in the forum. A lot of optimates stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

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Sushi’s 2 modes: little predator and cuddly little napper.

Having a cat is the best! I love her!

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"average greek myth involves a god turning someone into something else" factoid actualy just statistical error. average greek myth involves 0 gods turning someone into something else. metamorphoses ovid, who lives in exile & writes over 10,000 transformation myths a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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43 today.

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stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you

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Unfortunately, all the stress OP had had had had no effect on English’s insane grammar rules.

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

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Sushi is extremely concerned about how long I’ve been in the bath.

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So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

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